Andy Whitfield, our favorite hunky gladiator…

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Since we have never watched a single episode of “The Amazing Race” in our lives, we can’t tell you for sure whether this is indeed a self-shot naked mirror pic* of improbably named contestant Dallas Imbimbo or not. What we can tell you is that (1) it’s not like we haven’t seen plenty of other reality show contestant peens lately and (2) “Dallas Imbimbo” would make a fabulous porn name if he’s looking for a new career after the show is over.

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Between the one-two sucker punch of the cliffhanger setup of last week’s episode of “Weeds” and the relative anticlimax of this week’s season finale, we’ve had a lot to put in our pipe and smoke over the last couple of days–especially since the producers also happened to reward faithful viewers like us for sticking with the show this long with extended nude shots of its two yummiest male charcters. Justin Kirk went the full frontal route and showed everyone exactly why that Mexican babe wanted to boink him so badly, while the adorable Hunter Parrish looked even more adorable convincing us that his earlier ass-baring this season wasn’t the work of a body double after all (and that he didn’t need to be caught in the act of eating pussy to do it). So where could things possibly go from here? Guess we’ll just have to turn in next season to find out. (But in the meantime, you can check out this season’s highlights after the jump.)

As if Johnny Hazzard’s good looks and hot body and all-around menschitude weren’t enough to enshrine him forever in the Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame (and, as soon as we can work it out, frozen carbonite), he’s now proving himself a bona fide actor too: he’s recently made his debut on Here!TV’s “The Lair”, and to our feeble minds he did way better than everyone else in the cast when it came to stumbling through the stilted dialogue and endlessly galloping exposition. Unlike the other folks on screen, his performance wasn’t one big wink at the camera; he actually bought into it, just like Lucy Ricardo did when all those chocolates came speeding down the conveyor belt. Check the video below and make a wager on when Johnny will make the jump to primetime …

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In its quest to go where no media outlet has gone before, GLBT-flavored broadcasting concern here! has announced the eventual premiere of a new documentary series about gay porn stars called (what else) “Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars”. (You know, because all those porn star blogs, coffee table books, YouTube videos, 20/20 exposés, and MySpace and Xpeeps profiles clearly haven’t been telling you enough.)

Among the other sexy things lighting up what is otherwise a pretty dark season of Showtime’s “Weeds” has been the recurring shirtlessness of Hunter Parrish, who plays the older of Mary Louise Parker’s two sons on the show and who we’ve been secretly crushing on since he was even more barely legal than he is now. (Actually he recently turned 21, so we feel totally comfortable perving out like this even if he does happen to play a 17 year old.) So you can imagine our surprise when we were treated to a couple of seconds of his bare ass at the end of this week’s episode as his character got to know his cheese shop-owning MILF neighbor a little bit better. If that’s the kind of cliffhanger we have to look forward to for the rest of the season … well, we’re getting all verklempt just thinking what the season finale is going to be like. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

If you’re like a lot of homosexualist porn fans–not that you are, but if you were–you probably haven’t paid much attention to softcore lately. It’s perfectly fine for boob enthusiasts, of course, but apart from late-night, tear-soaked viewings of Dana Plato’s oeuvre, there’s little to interest your average cock-loving homo. Or so we thought until we stumbled upon Men of Softcore … and whaddaya know? Apparently softcore has changed a lot since our days of sneaking into dad’s home office to watch Cinemax during hormonally charged high school sleepovers. Nowadays, softcore looks a lot like regular old porn–just without the erections and penetration shots!

Along with practically every other homosexualist we’ve talked to since the Project Runway premiere last night, we were totally smitten with boutique owner and designing dreamboat Keith Bryce from the moment (and despite the fact that) he showed up to meet Tim and Heidi at that rooftop champagne reception in a tank top. And we didn’t even have to wait until the second commercial break to be treated to a shot of him waking up shirtlessly in bed! Who says the PR producers don’t know their audience? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

Remember the olden days when you had to settle for the occasional porn star sighting on cheesy reality shows or MTV or cheesy MTV reality shows? Suddenly, HGTV is more than just about flipping houses and designing on dimes: first we hear that one of its former hosts is starting his own naked goth girl site, and now our intrepid colleagues at Gay Porn Blog have revealed that current “Design Star” contestant and Le Corbusier fan Michael Verdugo received some valuable hardware and still life training appearing as “Jeremy Wess” in movies like “Rope Rituals” for legendary bondage producer Tom “Ropes” McGurk.

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… And so we return from another Pride weekend, full of enthusiasm and several gallons of well brand vodka. Also: headaches, flop sweats, and second-degree sunburns, which are somehow less pleasant. Sure, we could’ve avoided all that and stayed in and caught up on the news–but that’s why we have interns! It may seem cruel to keep them chained up, but as soon as they learn to address us as Supreme Overlords and remember the way we like our Bloody Marys, we’ll be happy to release them back into the wild. At the moment, though, they’re too damn insolent—not to mention useful! Just look at the goodies they dug up while we were out gallivanting …

While we’re on the subject of cocks and their allure today, maybe you’ll have better luck figuring out what this game show cartoon character is doing than the contestant who’s too busy cracking up to answer. Hint: we were going to say “Choking the chicken” ourselves before that snake popped up and got us all confused, though we suppose the correct answer ended up being pretty close too. (Click thumbnail for video.)