Wading though all the crap on XTube, it often seems like finding good stuff is a fool’s errand. And then, you run into something that is so indescribably flawless that faith is completely restored.

If it weren’t for the absense of a cumshot, this would be the perfect amateur clip. The guy is completely gorgeous, he shows off his face, and he’s filming himself in his natural environment. The dorm room feel of the setting (and those awesome car posters on the wall!) and his down-to-earth but exhibitionist demeanor lend this video an air of straight college boy realness that all of the gay-for-pay subscription sites in the world couldn’t replicate. Yes, the camera quality is a little shitty, but all is forgiven when you see the way his pecs and biceps flex when he strokes that meat. Poster Nostradamus has shown us the future, and it is one where we will never find a clip as perfect, as hot, as simple and charming and wonderful as this one.

Having straight boys “accidentally” take their clothes off and get all gay “for laughs,” is a time-honored and completely fake porn tradition. But this video has the awkward, giddy air of truth. How many “just kidding” gropes and impromptu games of strip poker did we arrange in our sexually confused youth? Desperately trying to hide genuine interest under wisecracks and games. “Gay Chicken” is like finding an old diary from that time, except with better hair and muscle tone. You don’t get a money shot, but you do get two naked college guys making goofy smiles, pushing boundaries, and possibly, maybe, enjoying it.

So when was the last time we featured a heterosexual, twinkish, tattooed Asian rocker in our “Today in Masturbation” segment? Maybe never! However, we love TheSneakyOne’s screenname. We also love that he hates boring, quiet sex. And now that we know he’s turned off by all things Abercrombie/Hollister…well, where do we sign up? Oh, right. The straight thing. Well we can still look, can’t we? Check it after the jump.

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We love a guy who’s willing to cross some boundaries, and amateur showoff Taylormain totally fits that bill. Sure, he might look like your average vanilla-flavored corn-fed linebacker, but he isn’t afraid to get a little kinky on cam. (OK, so maybe ass-fingering isn’t terribly “kinky” to some of you–but for most of the corn-fed linebackers we know, it’s about as outré as being peed on by a room full of grandmothers.) Despite the prostate fondling, Taylormain insists that he’s not gay, and that he “wont ever be with a MAN”–though he’s quick to add that that “doesnt [sic] mean i wont be with a TS”. Frankly, we don’t care how the guy likes his bread buttered, as long as we get to watch. See what we mean after the jump.

Have you been in a coma for the last five years or so? Or living under a rock, perhaps? No? Then you’ve certainly come across (har!) a bejillion photos and videos featuring Jeff from Str8Cam.com. But what you may not have learned during your monkey-spanking adventures–or in case you missed that last interview we posted with him a few months ago–is that Jeff is just a normal, everyday guy who happens to like jacking off a lot–a habit that comes with its share of dangers, as we learn from a charming but vaguely canny profile piece at BananaGuide: “I would say the most embarrassing moment shooting a scene was when I accidently [sic] shot myself in the face with my own cum” But Jeff–clearly a believer in cinéma verité–posted that video anyway. And what do you know? Some people actually liked watching a hot, muscular, straight stud stroke his big, thick cock and shoot a big creamy load right on his very own face! Takes all kinds, we guess …

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When we posted that epic fan tribute video to the Turkish delight known as Hakan Serbes last week, it bought back many fond memories of the first time we saw his incredibly steamy MMF threeway in 2002′s “Face Dance Obsession” with the mega-hung (and mildly nutty) tranny enthusiast Nacho Vidal and … uh, some chick. Then we realized that some of you might not have had the pleasure of seeing the clip in question. So being the kind-hearted, porn-loving souls that we are, we thought we’d share it with you today.

This YouTube user’s outstanding (and outstandingly lengthy) homage to straight porn hunk Hakan Serbes is notable for three things: (1) its weird way of blocking out every ladypart with topographical maps; (2) its blow-by-blow recap of the infamous, totally homoerotic MMF scene Hakan does with Nacho Vidal in “Face Dance Obsession”; and (3) its charmingly clunky English-as-a-Second-Language description: “Hakan is the ‘Babe’ of gay men. They have been looking forward for some kind of Hakan’s buttholes get pounded by some horny sexy gay rascals.” You damn sure got that right. Catch a glimpse of the weirdness—and Hakan’s legendary ass—before YouTube gets prim and shuts down the fun. (And if they do end up pulling the video? Well, we’ll see what we can do to repost it. In the meantime, you might want to rent “Face Dance Obsession” and watch that last scene. We promise you won’t even notice all the ladyparts.)*

Demonstrating once again the old Sanskrit proverb “A diamond is a diamond, but porn is forever,” a University of Nebraska news blog reports that two of the Huskers’ wrestling stars have made decidedly non-wrestling star turns on Fratmen.tv. It turns out that “Nash” and “Cal”, whose videos and photosets appeared at Fratmen over the past few weeks, really are hot college jocks after all!

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If you’re like a lot of homosexualist porn fans–not that you are, but if you were–you probably haven’t paid much attention to softcore lately. It’s perfectly fine for boob enthusiasts, of course, but apart from late-night, tear-soaked viewings of Dana Plato’s oeuvre, there’s little to interest your average cock-loving homo. Or so we thought until we stumbled upon Men of Softcore … and whaddaya know? Apparently softcore has changed a lot since our days of sneaking into dad’s home office to watch Cinemax during hormonally charged high school sleepovers. Nowadays, softcore looks a lot like regular old porn–just without the erections and penetration shots!

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Here at Fleshbot, we understand that lust is a many-splendored thing. Some go for twinks, others like them chubby, and some–we’re not naming names–dig inanimate objects like that hot new Braun coffeemaker in the break room. You know, the one with those sleek, sexy curves and that soft, perfectly rounded orifice from whence pours the hottest, richest coffee we’ve ever tasted … But we digress.

Still, most of the gays we know would probably agree that watching straight boys in solo action is just plain hot. Whether it’s the allure of forbidden fruit or that delectable frisson of watching them masturbate even though they thought putting “4 Da Ladiez ONLY!!!” in their video description meant that only ladiez would be watching them, straight guys offer something for everyone. (Unless, of course, you like to watch guys getting it on together–in which case, you might want to move on to another post.)