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Like a good Irish mother, we’re worried that Francesco D’Macho’s boyfriend Damien Crosse is forcing him to make porn movies by starving him, because he is hungrier than a motherfucker theses days.

On the pair’s StagHomme.com, first he starred in a two-part movie with their find Dennis De Nello where the double D’s (that is D’Macho and De Nello—don’t go thinking there are boobs!) suck and fuck in the kitchen while pouring milk and honey all over each other. The scene is, in fact, Biblical in proportion and hot as Jesus’ balls in the desert under a wool robe.

That scene alone wouldn’t be cause to worry, but then he posted another culinary delight. This one is called Haute Cuisine, where a mystery man feeds D’Macho nature’s protein shake, again in the kitchen! What does a guy have to do to get a good meal around here? Apparently a lot of things that involve food and dicks and not nearly enough tossed salads. So please, Damien, make your man some quinoa pasta with apricot-glazed turkey breast and a big size of gazpacho (he’s Spanish, you know) so that he can stop fucking in the kitchen and move it to the bedroom or the balcony or the backyard or something. If you don’t do it, we’re sending chef Johnny Hazzard over to give you a cooking lesson—with a video camera to film it.

Maybe we’re just suffering a severe case of “To The Last Man” withdrawal, but we’re beginning to think Ricky Sinz is our soulmate. This hilarious new clip went and sealed the deal.

The trailer for the latest episode of Damien Crosse and Francisco D’Macho’s “Coffee with the Stars” on their dirty website Stag Homme is just a compilation of Ricky cursing and saying badass things. Oh, what we wouldn’t give to be in that dirty little mouth of his. It really is funny, and that team of Crosse and D’Macho continues to impress us with their smart, witty, and fantastically sexy content. Ok, we promise to stop crushing on our Ricky Of Love and writing so much about him when either he stops doing cool ass shit or he fucks us. So, dear Fleshbot readers, if you’re sick of hearing about him, buy Ricky a plane ticket to New York and a box of Magnums and give him our address. It’s as simple as that.

Do you ever wonder why people in Europe have so much time to socialize and generally enjoy life more than their North American counterparts? The answer is simple: espresso! How else would Francesco D’Macho and Damien Crosse have the time and energy to maintain their hectic performance schedules and launch their own Spanish-based XXX studio–one that’s planning to produce steamy scenes featuring boatloads of porn studs from Europe, North America, and South America? We seriously don’t know. But we can only hope that Madrid’s supply of caffeine doesn’t dry up before StagHomme.com launches on October 8. Check the muy guapo trailer for its first feature “While the City Watches” after the jump.