Since we have never watched a single episode of “The Amazing Race” in our lives, we can’t tell you for sure whether this is indeed a self-shot naked mirror pic* of improbably named contestant Dallas Imbimbo or not. What we can tell you is that (1) it’s not like we haven’t seen plenty of other reality show contestant peens lately and (2) “Dallas Imbimbo” would make a fabulous porn name if he’s looking for a new career after the show is over.
Remember those shots of Tyson Beckford running around naked at that Marie Claire cocktail party a couple of months ago? Well apparently it was caught on video! The clip’s pretty low-res, but we’re sure you won’t have any problem making out the definition on Tyson’s ass cheeks, no matter how crappy your monitor is. Click thumbnail for video.
As if Johnny Hazzard’s good looks and hot body and all-around menschitude weren’t enough to enshrine him forever in the Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame (and, as soon as we can work it out, frozen carbonite), he’s now proving himself a bona fide actor too: he’s recently made his debut on Here!TV’s “The Lair”, and to our feeble minds he did way better than everyone else in the cast when it came to stumbling through the stilted dialogue and endlessly galloping exposition. Unlike the other folks on screen, his performance wasn’t one big wink at the camera; he actually bought into it, just like Lucy Ricardo did when all those chocolates came speeding down the conveyor belt. Check the video below and make a wager on when Johnny will make the jump to primetime …
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Thursdays can get a little hairy at Fleshbot’s Summer Palace, what with all the email and travel maps and gerbil races and whatnot. So we feel it’s totally appropriate for a little hirsute pursuit–a warm, fuzzy stress-reliever that’ll wake us up and leave a few short-and-curlies between our teeth. And thanks to Xtube hottie Thatkid83, we think we know just where to look. Hell, why take a mountain hike when the bear cubs can come straight to you? (Click thumbnail for video.)
