To Gus Kenworthy, medals aren't everything.
A hairy chest, an adorable smile, and a body that just won't quit. Mmmmm...
It's a wonder that ice and snow don't melt with these guys around.
I, for one, am a little relieved to know that Tom Brady isn't the biggest dick in the NFL anymore.
"There's nothing special about me, other than I don't quit," he said. "Anyone can be that person."
Kenworthy is also the second openly gay American to clinch a spot in this year's Winter Olympics, and the first in an action sport.
"I never 'came out' in sport because I didn’t imagine it as a great secret & it had nothing to do with my skating or my dreams," says the figure skater.
Question: How does he keep that ice from melting?
Looks like he's got a few nice balls of his own! The whole scene lasted a while, although parts of it remained rather... brief.
Mayweather won the match in the end, but McGregor definitely won the cock fight.
So... masturbating at work is a bad thing now?
No word on whether he got a happy ending or not.
It's no coincidence that 'bae' is literally in his name.
And oh, what balls they are.
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