No one’s ever going to deny the pleasures of hardcore sex, but often the power of sexual suggestion can be equally as fraught with erotic tension. The short film “Un chant d’amour (nouveau)” starts off sexier than any prison porn we’ve seen. Two prison inmates tantalizing tease each other by sharing a single cigarette between cell bars. C’mon, boys. Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Even as grown-ups, we sometimes find our masturbatory efforts no less frenzied than the adolescent who spends all day daring himself to knock one out between classes. Why not get centered when working your bone?
That’s why we like this guy. Not only is he hotter than that yoga instructor who never called us back, but he’s clearly mastered the meditative art of masturbation. He’s totally focused on the task at hand (hah!), sitting in a monkish pose and with perfect posture on the pillows of what may very well be a satin covered couch. Even with the threat of a stray ember from that cigarette burning a hole in our little yogi’s pic-a-nic basket he hardly flinches.
Porn can remind us of the weirdest things. This video immediately had us humming Nina Simone‘s “Don’t Smoke in Bed”. Why do we think of something so sad when our dick is so happy?
Of course, the reason we thought of the song is obvious: SunnyDune is smoking a cigarette (we bet it’s a Newport) while lying in bed and jerking his meat. Other than that, Nina’s melancholy opus, about a woman leaving a Dear John note to her no-good husband, has nothing to do with the scene at hand. If we had a hot guy like this wanking in our bed, we certainly wouldn’t be kissing him off with a note, we’d be kissing on him—and then we’d show him how to really smoke in bed.
As if his whole Al Pacino in “Cruising” meets the Village People leather daddy looking wasn’t smoking enough, this lad smokes while he strokes. Sure, it’s a filthy habit, but it can be damn sexy.
LdnLthrLad sure has quite a fashion sense, and looks quite dapper in his chaps, vest, cap and classic aviator sunglasses. However, its his scruffy beard, cigarette, and sneer that say “Look at me,” and “What the fuck are you looking at?” at the same time. We kind of want him to beat us up and use our mouth as an ashtray (and other things), and not even the surgeon general can warn us against that!
Momma O’Brien taught us two very valuable lessons: “Don’t eat egg salad on the bus,” and “Don’t smoke in bed.” It seems like this guy only got the memo about the first one.
While we’re sure he would look great with a sandwich on public transportation, he looks very sexy smoking a cigarette while flicking his Bic. The warning against smoking in bed was so that you won’t fall asleep and light yourself on fire. Meatpup here, instead, has set our loins on fire. The only thing we’re worried about is what he does with is smoke while he’s finishing up his wank. What if he knocks over the ashtray? Don’t fret, we think that no masturbaters were injured in the making of this video.
Being half-Italian (we won’t say which half) and half-Irish means that I’m prone to several vices: whiskey, carbs, and impenetrable art films. For Columbus Day, I’ve decided to honor my half-heritage with XTube users Brandon Whited and Andrejve, who just so happen tocombine my other two vices: nictotine and hot Italian men.
