As thermometers start rising, the shirts of famous men start coming off. Here's a peek into what what we'll see once the floodgates have opened up for the rest of Summer 2012/
It's a bonanza of shirtless celebs this week! From some glorious butt shots from stripper flick "Magic Mike" to all sorts of manflesh in the season premiere of "True Blood," this week hits the jackpot! And, yes, there's a gaggle of beautiful boy buttcheeks, too.
Looking at the bulging biceps of the men in this week's Shirtless Celebrity Roundup, we think of the wolves in the classic Warner Bros cartoons. When they spot a sexpot, jaws drop, tongues roll out across the floor, and they howl to the moon in heated passion. This week's famous men do all the same for us. (It helps professional wolf Joe Manganiello's among 'em.)
This week's shirtless celebrities have fucking on the brain. Two of them refuse to get out of bed. One won't leave the bedroom at all. All of them are nearly naked with sex on the brain. Well, if not on theirs, it's def on ours. From soccer to bloodsuckers, we want to ease our favorite famous males out from under the covers.
The release of images from "Magic Mike" has grown from drips to a steady flow. So many hot photos are popping onto our screens that we're receiving lap dances via laptop. Today's shirtless celebs include more Magic Mikes, plus a few other hotties we would love to see twirling round the stripper pole.
Yes, queen. This week's Celebrity Roundup is a treasure trove of, well, old Tom Cruise. Don't run screaming. The mega-star may be crazy, but at age 49, he's still looking hawt.
Mark Wahlberg is the only A-List Hollywood celeb in this week's parade of famous manchest. The supporting characters we've rounded up may not yet routinely grace the pages of People, but their hot factor tops the charts with flying colors. If their credits on imdb.com are longer than our stiffening dick, we're interested.
As the weather warms up, all the boys around Manhattan -- in shorts, tank tops, or full on shirtless -- make us pant like wolves. With our tongues out, all we wanna do is lick all the sweat off their glistening bodies, whether they're TV stars, recording artists, or out and proud Swedish soccer players.
Yes, yes, yes, of course we get giddy for nipple action during our Shirtless Celebrity Roundups. This week, the tables are turned, and the famous male hunks blowing our whistle are shockingly (are you sitting down) wearing tops! But, they've got their muscled thighs bared, begging us to bite down on them. This week, we're thigh men.
What is it about the stench of sweaty, filthy manmusk that turns us on so? The thought of peeling off a sweaty jock strap with our teeth after a long run or workout sets every hormone pumping at 8 cylinders. This week's celebs are in the middle of their workouts, the natural scent of man oozing out of their pores. Come on, you kinky bitch, take a wiff.
Beaches are the best places on the planet. Where else can we spot so many shirtless male celebs? The other great place is anywhere we can see bare celebrity butt. In this week's Shirtless Roundup, we've got beefcake at the beach and naked rear-ends rolled into one. How nice it is to sit at the top of the nude celebrity world.
Finally, we're seeing spring peek out of a, well, mild winter. It's no wonder the planet stayed warmer than normally the past few months. All these heat-inducing shirtless celebrities are the real reason behind the melting polar ice caps. We know for scientific fact that the reason spring is already blooming in waves of warmth is thanks to these hotties in this week's roundup.
The allure of seeing famous men naked never gets old. This week, we've got some scrumptious celebrities whose bare chests are like unwrapping a present and getting a glittering diamond cockring. From surfer boys to swimmers to sex puppies with pixilated man bits, we're taken aback at the surprising sexiness of these shirtless studs.
Wow! We've all met guys who are undoubtedly cute, but then one day -- Pow! -- it's like they've been reborn as the pinnacle of studliness. Or perhaps we've forgotten all about them, and when stumbling upon them again -- Yowza! -- we wonder how their sultry image ever flew out of our mind. From rockstars to Reality TV daredevils, here's the men whose shirtless bodies are always welcome reminders of their unexpected beauty.
Although we've only got four guys this week, they bubble over with such sexual heat that someone better turn down the fire. Or just turn it up until the stove explodes in flames of passion. Even though we've featured many shirtless celebrities, it's usually the thrill of just seeing someone famous semi-naked. This week's dudes make us want to rip off the rest of their clothes and ravish them from head to toe. Our libido runneth over.
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