Well I'm definitely a dumb bitch, because it turns out that K.J. Apa was all sorts of shirtless on last week's Riverdale, but I was too busy downloading Nick Jonas pap pics from my fun new pap site logins to even fucking notice! I think one of you even gave me the heads up in the comments somewhere. I suck. But instead of beating myself up, I've decided to beat myself off to these insanely sexy clips from the eight episode of Riverdale season two, which I have spent way too much time turning turned into GIFs because that's what a responsible employee does with his day!
Stacked hottie Idris Elba is the manliness man man man in Hollywood, and thankfully seems to be getting less cautious about showing off his beefy as hell ass! See his nude scenes in The Big C and 100 Streets (2016) as well as bulge for days in Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013) and Takers (2010) in this video!
And it looks like he's packing some heat!
Sassy starlet Cameron Dallas is one of our most reliably shirtless Insta sluts out there, and late last week, did what he does best - post thirst bucket pics - but with the exception that he was covered in tattoos!
Those of you thirsting for a new twink starlet now that Nolan Gould is MIA and Cameron Dallas is transitioning into some bearded twink hybrid thing are in luck, because today we have these insanely hot pap pics from eighteen-year-old hottie Presley Gerber! Welcome to Fleshbot Gay. You've made it!
The folks at Mr. Man have released their Top Ten Nude Scenes Of 2017, and I have to say, not a bad job guys! This year brought a ton of hot A-list nudity and some naughty nobodies to boot, and while they seem to have accidentally included James Franco and I'll probably have to send them an email about the mistake, they covered the smoking hot gay scene from Man in an Orange Shirt (2017), the amazing uncut full frontal from Taekwondo (2016), and of couse Jai Courtney's epic cock and bod in The Exception (2016)!
After all these years, I finally accepted Jesus into my hole just in time to have him save my poor ailing pussy after seeing this insanely freakishly scarily disturbingly hot picture of Ginger creamboat to the stars K.J. Apa! We already took a look at this shoot for GQ Australia, but somehow this retro jocky vision above is just now coming into my life. I mean guys. This is straight up son of Don Draper meeting me after the pep rally to let out all of his confusing feelings on my no no, and I'm in love!
While we were all posting douche photos this Thanksgiving weekend in attempts to out-douche our douchey friends, sassy starlet Zac Efron was douching all over all of us with his super douchy but still sexy shirtless Instagram pic!
And then a HERO cums on my back, indeed. The HERO Winter Annual is turning out to be an all-you-can-eat buffet of hawt young pieces, because in addition to featuring K.J. Apa at his finest, the thirst buckets are throwing in a shirtless Brandon Flynn for good measure! And why fucking not, because the boy is twinkilicious for days, and has only gotten better at giving head I MEAN FACE since rising to stardom following his appearance on the Netflix series 13 Reasons Why. More like 13 Reasons Why Not rite ladies!
Even though this is the Winter issue of HERO, the smart thinkers over at the magazine weren't about to have Apa dress seasonally-appropriate, and instead, he appears shirtless in almost every pic in the lengthy spread, and even when he does have on a shirt, it's a freaking crop top!
Go away Hadid sisters and everyone who's ever appeared on E! for more than three seconds, because there's a new Insta fame ho in town, and the title belongs to Beauty and the Beast star Luke Evans! This guy is a daddy addy addy and a half, and in a new snap, the thirty-eight-year-old just oh so casually shows off his literally perfect body and hot hairy thighs while sipping out of a tiny cup! We can also see that the man knows his way around a Home Goods. Go on with your bad selves, sequins accent throw pillow and decorative twigs.
My afternoon Interneting went from zero to sixty when a fully-clothed Joe Keery photo shoot turned into a shirtless photo shoot which turned into these stills from a dude jack off sesh in the 2015 movie Henry Gamble's Birthday Party! More Interneting has told me that this was actually a fairly popular movie in the LGBTQ community, and it was even profiled in this The New York Times video, so I'm not really breaking this story as much as I am limping to the barn with it twenty-years too late. Journalism school... is not something I went to!
My pussy is back and more charred than ever after a true FEMA-worthy situation thanks to these insanely freakishly mesmerizingly hot new pics of faux ginger creamboat K.J. Apa in the new GQ Australia! He's crowned as the Breakthrough Actor of the Year, and while that certainly can't be attributed to his acting, he more than earns the title thanks to his overall fuckableness. Being fuckable will get you everywhere in this biz. Just look at the news! Oh stop you love it.
The series Future Man debuted on Hulu last night, and while overall reception has been pretty lackluster, I'm getting some reception in my ding dong after seeing two dicks on Josh Hutcherson for the price of one!
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