Nyle DiMarco and Taylor Swift herself team up for the new issue of Attitude Magazine, and the result is sssssssexy!
You know you've made it in Hollywood when you're doing arty spreads for random magazines with edgy names, and Riverdale creamboat K.J. Apa has more than arrived thanks to his cute as hell shoot for The Last Magazine!
Well, that was awkward. I just had to call the fire department to take care of the raging inferno in my puss puss ignited by this insanely sexy shower scene from K.J. Apa on the premiere episode of Riverdale season two! Pervy CW execs must have been on the set with fluids just gushing out of all their holes as the twenty-year-old Apa stripped down to show off his body ody ody in front of Veronica. "One more time, but with feeling. Like, us feeling you up."
Puth it. Puth it real good! I was reading my New York Times this morning, Just Jared, when all of a sudden I was greeted by a picture of sassy songstress Charlie Puth looking fine as fuck! I know literally nothing about this guy and if you told me he made a decent living as a frat house's designated grown twink bottom I'd say: "Yeah ok I see that." It turns out that Puth is a chart-topping vocal sensation, and, more importantly, that he has a history of showing off his hot bod and pits for days!
Tom Holland is the twunkilicious hottie best known for his role as the guy who shoots wads of sticky white goop in the blockbuster, Spider-Man: Homecoming. Now that the movie is available on Digital HD, Holland has people cuming in their homes thanks to his freakishly hot bod, which you can ogle in all its glory courtesy of these thirsty ass GIFs from the Gay Internet!
Shawn Mendes is a celebrity that I definitely Insta check up on pretty often, but, like fellow pop songstress Nick Jonas, he seems hellbent on sharing his professional musical endeavors rather than his body. Boo. You work for me bitch! Thankfully some thirsty fan caught Mendes hanging out poolside in Brazil, and boy is looking all kinds of fine!
Actors jacking off in front of each other on Ryan Murphy's gay porn horror franchise American Horror Story seems downright wholesome compared to previous sensual encounters like, oh IDK, Max Greenfield getting defiled by a drillbit dildo on AHS: Hotel. And honestly, this new scene from AHS: Cult, depicting hottie with a bottie Evan Peters jerking his cock in front of shirtless hairy cutie Billy Eichner, isn't the craziest thing to come from Murphy's pervtastic mind, but it is one of the fucking hottest!
The one daddy to rule them all, George Clooney, might be preoccupied with the responsibilities of actual daddyhood right now, but we remember when he earned his first "World's Best Daddy" mug with nude appearances in The American (2010), Solaris (2002), and The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)! Hey George, less baby, more naked.
One of you guys must have been on your knees good and plenty for Gay Jesus recently, because the one and only Nolan "Show Me The Goulds" Gould is back and fully shirtless on Instagram! As if that isn't enough, and honestly it never is, We can also see that something in the penile region is causing Gould's swim trunks to leave the clingy goodness of his thighs to create a manly teepee effect. Me thinks dick is to blame!
I almost want to hate Sprouse for being so goddamn beautiful that he makes me feel his personal Picture of Dorian Gray, but then I just remember the generous deposits he makes in my spank bank, and all is forgiven. GIFs and pit pics ahead!
While I don't know for sure what set he's on here, I do know that if they ever have a charity auction I will be purchasing these undies for use as my sleep apnea mask. Clayton's fuzzy rack is looking oh so fine here, and his thighs could do some damage while swinging around my neck, but obviously, all eyes are on that huge bulge!
Jared Leto just set the Internet ablaze with this shirtless Insta selfie that goes as far as to show definite shaved pubic region, but apparently, it might actually be from 2015, which would just really make my weekend. The hottest forty-five-year-old douche sundae around captions his photo with "caption this," but some Twitter users are captioning it with "This is your old phone that we remember from a couple years ago because we're insane."
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Gregg Sulkin learned a thing or two from dating long lost club kid and Hefty bag of glitter and prophylactics, Bella Thorne In My Side, as evident in his shame-fucking-less shirtless ways! Sulkin definitely strips down more than your average Insta starlet, and his skin show for RAW Magazine is no exception. The twenty-five-year-old gives body ody ody, maj pit action, and near perfect face and hair while posing like he wants me to jump his bones.
Those of you who watched 13 Reasons Why on Netflix and took a liking to the badest boy in school, Justin Foley (Brandon Flynn), will be happy to hear that he's probably a peen hornet in real life! Here are all of the hawt shirtless pics you need to get properly acquainted with the new star of your wet dreams!
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