Painful, but honestly worth it! I've got another full-blown FEMA situation going on in my pantaloons thanks to Nick's Jonas' styled as fucking fuck (I think I stole that from Celtic) look at the Critics' Choice Awards! We can go ahead and file this under "iconic."
As you guys know, I would never in a million years want to see a fuck tape featuring the Jonasty brothers, Nick and Joe, because that would be seriously wrong on so many levels and just plain gross. Ew! I wouldn't want to even see a makeout sesh, with their hot stubbled jawlines scraping against each other, because again, EWWW. But I think for the sake of brotherhood I can sanction some light touching between the two singers, fashion icons, and media moguls, and light touching is what you can find in this new clip posted by Joe Jonas on Instagram!
Get you a man who looks like this, but more importantly, get you a man who knows a good festive embroidered hand towel when he sees one.
Nick Jonasty showed up to the premiere of his flick Jumanji with a plus one in the form of brother Joe Jonas, and the two basically stole the whole damn show with their come-hither glances and styled as fuck looks! Sorry Kevin, you're officially canceled. Nick's pants are so damn tight and his thighs are so damn huge that it looks like he's walking around on two upside-down triangles and it's my new jamity jam jam! Of course his hair is as dreamy as ever and he just can't stop licking those luscious lips, and basically my moisture level is about to call for some Monistat.
Oh Tyler Posey, you dirty boy!
I'm honestly afraid to look down now because A) The knowledge that I used a Sharpie to fill in a divot in my Nikes will make me weep after seeing this outfit and B) I'll realize that I'm waist-deep in about twelve different liquids that spewed out of my body thanks to Nick!
Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.
...but now the dry spell is over, and mama needs to lay down a tarp.
It's about damn time. See his full runway look and sexiest pics right here.
One of the most beautiful amateur boys of all time (not something to be said lightly) gives us some looks at his epically cute bod and face before he blows his load on his hard stomach.
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His music video for 'Untitled (How Does it Feel)' is still the cream of the crop.
The actor shows off his insane body and beautiful bulge while playing with balls.
Photographer Menelik Puryear captures the male form in all of its muscly glory.
O rugby butts, O rugby butts, wherefore art thou rugby butts?
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