Slow claps for Ryan Murphy. The American Horror Story mastermind has basically turned his life into the Casting Couch, and on last night's episode of AHS: Cult, he paired his longtime muse Evan Peters' dick with newbie Colton Haynes' butthole for a pretty damn intense gay fuck scene! Can you even imagine being able to ring up anyone in Hollywood and have them gay bang on camera while your spank bank explodes off-screen?
The critically-acclaimed television sensation has so, much, fucking, tail!
Did he get to shake his 'bon bon'?
When we found out that Ben Baur was not going to show peen during "simulated sex scenes" in Hunting Season, Logo's cheeky new webseries, we vowed to find photos of his cock for you and turn them into a bigger deal than they actually were. Now that the day has finally come, we're going to shout it from the rooftops, share it with our grandmother and post it here so you can relive little Benny's much-anticipated peen through five frames of GIF'd goodness.
Who'd've thunk milk raises the libido better...
In Pornland, ain't no such word as monogamy.
Friends of Fleshbot