And how do things turn out for voluntary sexual lab rat zob_eater? Well, we’re happy to report that you can get yourself off just from sticking your junk up a vacuum cleaner attachment. We have to say, we were actually sort of shocked. We thought that this guy would at least have to finish himself off a bit towards the end, but it seems like the vacuum did most of the work. This definitely has us considering adding a new sex toy to our repertoire. What’s the best thing about this one? The clean-up’s a breeze!
Honestly, we’re not the judging sort here at Fleshbot. In our book, a good jerk-off clip is a good jerk-off clip. However, when watching this clip, there were more than a few persistent questions that kept in popping up in our heads, preventing us from unadulterated erotic enjoyment.
For example, how does one go about preparing such a large batch of chocolate and peanut butter? Doesn’t the act of rubbing all of that stuff into your skin actually require a lot of physical effort? Doesn’t the stickiness of the peanut butter impede the masturbation process? And man, don’t even get us started on clean-up. This guy sure seems to know what he’s doing, but damn, this whole thing seems like one big logistical nightmare.
We have to admire any man who manages to achieve…
We’ve done stretches, yoga, backflips…
Today’s peek into the solo sex lives of strangers…
The Xtube user who calls himself Deafsexyboi22 evidently picked two of his distinguishing characteristics for his online handle. We still have to wonder, though: with all those distinguishing characteristics he’s got going in his favor, why did he stop at just two of them? Try and figure out some some of the other adjectives he could have used after the jump—though now that we think about it, typing “deafsexyhunghardflexibleandcumslikeafirehose22″ every time he wanted to upload a new clip might have been a bit cumbersome.
Sure, you might think being flexible and hung enough to practically deep throat your own dick like Aussie wonder hot_potato85 here would be the best thing ever, but have you ever considered how lonely it must be to spend all those nights alone in your bedroom without anyone to so much as lick your balls every once in a while? (Wait, he can do that too? We just lost our last reason not to be jealous. Never mind.)
So what could possibly be better than having a dick ginormous enough to suck yourself? Having a cute friend with an equally ginormous dick to help suck it for you. Hey, with all those inches you’re bound to miss a couple on your own …
It’s been quite a while (ok, three months) since we caught up with what Fleshbot crush object Zack Randall is up to these days; fortunately, it looks like he’s still up to the same old tricks. And maybe even learning a few new ones, for that matter.
· As Aussielicious points out, the making-of-the-beefcake-calendar video is becoming almost as important as the calendar itself when it comes to promotion these days. Of course, watching those models get slathered down with oil in real time doesn’t hurt things either as far as we’re concerned. (aussielicious.blogspot.com)
· Francois Sagat might be getting all the attention in DNA this month, but we think that coverboy Cameron Byrnes is decidedly worthy of closer examination too. Good thing he makes up for his lack of scalp tattoo with some … er, other attributes. (menbox.blogspot.com)
· We learned this week that Romanian bodybuilders are sexy even when accompanied by a soundtrack featuring the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha”. Who knew? (findingboys.blogspot.com)
· Meet Jin and Sonny, further proof that heterosexuals of a certain stripe totally beat the gays hands down when it comes to that whole homoerotic horseplay thing. (mostproper.blogspot.com)
Sure, pill-popping jailbird Joe Francis may be a douchebag and all, but honestly: haven’t we all gone wild at least once in our lives? In this week’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the boyblog scene we celebrate the wild. And if things like hot French boys in expensive sportswear, naked hugs, San Juan circuit boys, and wacky autofellatio action don’t say “wild”, we don’t know what does.
Let your freak flag fly with this week’s Boyblog Booty Call after the jump. -VH/JD