I know it's the real Santa because he’s wearing a hat, has the glasses and a big tummy. He rips his t-shirt off in Incredible Hulk fashion to show us his furry tummy and chest, he is carrying a sack full of something in his underpants too.
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There is a hot grey-haired daddy in this scene and he is not one of the two guys on the bed fucking. It's Santa and he stares at us from the center of the frame for the entire movie!
So, the Christmas decorations are a bit distracting in this otherwise awesome scene where a bottom gets fucked into next December 26th. But if the dust-gathering St. Nick wasn't bad enough, let's talk about his rickety four-poster bed! Whenever the top gets to really working his hole, this thing looks like it's just going to fall apart like Erik Rhodes in his first Narcotics Anonymous meeting. Seriously, if this guy spent as much time tending to his furnishings as he did getting fucked...well, he'd at least cleaned up from the holidays and wouldn't be inviting boys over to fuck him on a platform of death!
It makes us happy to know that the children of some uptight Midwesterners somewhere are sitting on the lap of a Santa Claus who takes his costume home and beats off in it on XTube.
So, boys and girls, our cavalcade of holiday-themed jack off videos has come to an end, but we saved the best for last. It's a two part series that is definitely more naughty than it is nice, and that's just the way we like it. The awesome thing about this is that the star, BaseballJock28, has such an incredibly ornate costume, you know he didn't whip this up just to make a video for all us horndogs out there. If he's not a mall Santa, then he is going to be entertaining his nieces and nephews or even his own kids by wearing this suit as god and capitalism intended—to give the tots out there dreams of unfettered consumerism! Anyway, if someone is going to cum down our chimney this year, we hope it's this guy.
What's the only thing better than novelty holiday songs? Novelty holiday songs that are set to a video of a sexy stud showing off his candy cane.
Prolific XTube poster ScottChance72 set this clip to a version of "Jingle Bell Rock" that substitutes the real lyrics with "suck on my cock" and is an instructional ditty on how to give head. Oh, we think we know how to do that, Scott, and your Christmas present is a demonstration of our abilities. The song is actually pretty stupid, but this boy is so hot, he'll set your Yule log on fire. He gets bonus points for the glittery garland garter and giving it to a stuffed snowman. Maybe he should have saved that for his video set to "Frosty the Blow Man"...
For sure St. Nick is a hot bear daddy (and he brings presents!), but we often wonder what he looked like in his younger days. Question asked and answered!
LexyLex is one hot piece of cub action. He's got Santa's fur and beard and love for Christmas (check out the hot pink tree in the background), but none of the jelly belly from years of eating cookies left by the fireplace. How do we explain the hat? Well, who cares. There's a hot hairy hunk jerking off for you for free on the Internet. It's best not to question these things.
Thanksgiving is barely over, the Rockefeller Center tree hasn't even been lit, and already Santa is all over the internet getting his dirty porn on. First we found this rather sinister-looking clip of a guy in a Claus hat and beard playing with his sack full of toys. Then, thanks to Banana Guide, we found a funny commercial starring our favorite bear from the North Pole. At this rate, it's going to be really hard not to be naughty before St. Nick comes down our chimney and stuffs our stocking.
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