I know you're busy, but I really need to get some juice and orange slices out of there.
There's so much going on here. It's a tangled, tantric mess. I love it!
I bet his cock feels much better than using one of those bar stools upside down.
Let's call them the "Thrusting Throuple?"
I mean that name is kinda hard to type, and not super memorable, but I'll give Phoenix Fellington a pass because of those abs and that skin tone and that face and that dick. Phoenix makes his debut alongside Ryan Rose in Episode 2 of Naked Sword's "MXXX: The Hardest Ride".
But you know saltwater and sand ended up in places they didn't even know existed.
Does "Kiss and Tel Aviv" copy Lucas Entertainment's "Men of Israel" and "Inside Israel" scenes, shot there in 2010?
Remember rim jobbers, there's more than just a hole to cover.
That's one satisfied customer.
Instead of skiing with their #squad, Ryan Rose and Kevin Blake have some fun of their own. Because riding pole is more fun than riding the slopes, right?
I really have to give a fuck flick like Naughty Pines 2 credit, and not just because it could've easily been the Twin Peaks gay porn tie-in of my dreams. It frankly looks great -- full of towering pines, dappled woodland interiors, amber autumnal hues, enough flannel and khaki to keep Abercrombie & Fitch from selling off its corporate jet, and one of the intrepid performers casually doffing his clothes during the credits sequence. If you're bored to death with all those prefab rented "porn house" sets that have overtaken the medium, this makes for a pleasant little vacay away from the suburban sprawl.
Uniforms, badges, nightsticks, and various other forms of disciplinarian regalia trigger instant hard-ons, so it's really not a surprise that there's an entire gay porn subgenre devoted to the male power structure. This is why male strippers and centerfolds are so much more occupationally-defined than their female counterparts. Straight men tend to like to see women in more infantile costumes in order to make them pliant and non-threatening, but gay men want to see commanding male stereotypes made sexually accessible and overtly carnal. They're like red wine stains on our psyches, meaning they'll never come out in the wash.
The 24th annual Grabby awards were hosted last night in Chicago, with perennial hosts Chi Chi LaRue and Honey West on hand to laud the best and brightest in gay porn. For those of you who couldn't be there...take a peek at the photos inside the post!
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