You’ve certainly heard that tween heartthrob Robert Pattinson is starring in “Bel Ami.” Yes, our hearts stopped, too. But, it’s a Hollywood film based on the Guy de Maupassant novel, totally unrelated to our favorite Eastern European porn studio. Or is it….?
Beaches are the best places on the planet. Where else can we spot so many shirtless male celebs? The other great place is anywhere we can see bare celebrity butt. In this week’s Shirtless Roundup, we’ve got beefcake at the beach and naked rear-ends rolled into one. How nice it is to sit at the top of the nude celebrity world.
In an early April Fool’s Joke, Cosmopolitan UK found a few (ahem) “celebrities” to pose naked to raise awareness for testicular cancer. Ever wanted to get a good horny glimpse at the bare flesh of “Prince Harry,” “Prince William,” “Robert Pattinson” and “Johnny Depp?” Today, fantasy becomes, er, “reality.”
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We already have obsessions with “America’s Next Top Model” and the Jonas Brothers, we figured another 14-year-old-girl fixation was just over the line. That’s why we weren’t paying any attention to “Twilight” until hot pictures of its stars kept popping up.
As we already knew, those tweens have some seriously good taste. Sure, we’d seen Bel Ami star and Dali dicksucker Robert Pattinson, but frankly he leaves us as cold as a vampire’s dick in January. This Kellan Lutz on the other hand…wow! We don’t know what his role in the whole series is, but these are some hot pictures of him walking his dog. Woof indeed.
Speaking of dogs, let us not forget about Taylor Lautner, who stars as some sort of badass shirtless warewolf in the this fall’s “Twilight: New Moon.” Check out his stunning shirtless debut while we try to bribe a teenager with Claire’s gift certificates so we can pretend like we’re taking our niece to the movie rather than going for our own fiendish purposes.
He’s not sucking dick either, but it sure looks like he might in the new movie “Little Ashes” that hits cineplexes this Friday. The little girl screams are already deafening.
Filmed before he became every tween girl’s (and gay man’s, since the two are just about the same) first masturbatory fantasy, “Little Ashes” stars “Twilight” hottie Pattinson as Salvador Dali and Spanish dreamboat Javier Beltran as poet Federico Garcia Lorca. The film imagines that the two friends had a romantic relationship.
While the above picture from the movie has been circulating for awhile, a new steamy sex scene from the movie began making its way around the internet yesterday. While it’s tame by Fleshbot standards, it’s sure to get 13-year-old girls’ panties whipped into a frenzy more than a shirtless Jonas brother. Actually, this is probably the ideal kind of movie for them. They get to see all the flesh and action they want, but the gay sex isn’t threatening to their unpenetrated lady flowers because, well, there are no lady flowers at all. Just wait, now we’re going to have to endure scores of gay heartthrob movies. Hm, that may not be so bad after all.
