Well I'm definitely a dumb bitch, because it turns out that K.J. Apa was all sorts of shirtless on last week's Riverdale, but I was too busy downloading Nick Jonas pap pics from my fun new pap site logins to even fucking notice! I think one of you even gave me the heads up in the comments somewhere. I suck. But instead of beating myself up, I've decided to beat myself off to these insanely sexy clips from the eight episode of Riverdale season two, which I have spent way too much time turning turned into GIFs because that's what a responsible employee does with his day!
After all these years, I finally accepted Jesus into my hole just in time to have him save my poor ailing pussy after seeing this insanely freakishly scarily disturbingly hot picture of Ginger creamboat to the stars K.J. Apa! We already took a look at this shoot for GQ Australia, but somehow this retro jocky vision above is just now coming into my life. I mean guys. This is straight up son of Don Draper meeting me after the pep rally to let out all of his confusing feelings on my no no, and I'm in love!
Even though this is the Winter issue of HERO, the smart thinkers over at the magazine weren't about to have Apa dress seasonally-appropriate, and instead, he appears shirtless in almost every pic in the lengthy spread, and even when he does have on a shirt, it's a freaking crop top!
My pussy is back and more charred than ever after a true FEMA-worthy situation thanks to these insanely freakishly mesmerizingly hot new pics of faux ginger creamboat K.J. Apa in the new GQ Australia! He's crowned as the Breakthrough Actor of the Year, and while that certainly can't be attributed to his acting, he more than earns the title thanks to his overall fuckableness. Being fuckable will get you everywhere in this biz. Just look at the news! Oh stop you love it.
Cott plays the nuclear Riverdale homo Kevin Keller, and while he worked his way through butch footballer Moose and a cute ass gang member, the boy's downright insatiable, and on the most recent episode, gets into some wooded grinding with cutie Chris Carson. Keller was feeling so juicy that he ventured out into the gay trolling zone even though a killer is on the lose, but the gamble obviously paid off, because there's really nothing like moonlit tank top titty bumping!
You know you've made it in Hollywood when you're doing arty spreads for random magazines with edgy names, and Riverdale creamboat K.J. Apa has more than arrived thanks to his cute as hell shoot for The Last Magazine!
Well, that was awkward. I just had to call the fire department to take care of the raging inferno in my puss puss ignited by this insanely sexy shower scene from K.J. Apa on the premiere episode of Riverdale season two! Pervy CW execs must have been on the set with fluids just gushing out of all their holes as the twenty-year-old Apa stripped down to show off his body ody ody in front of Veronica. "One more time, but with feeling. Like, us feeling you up."
As if the pervy CW execs didn't already have their hands full with starlets such as K.J. Apa and Cole Sprouse, blonde hottie Hart Denton is entering the teen sex club known as Riverdale as Betty's long-lost older brother! The premiere episode of the second season of Riverdale - which in its entirety seemed to be filmed in four days - airs tonight, and the Internet is kind of losing it over Denton. Won. Der. Why.
Our dirty little fuckboy has outdone himself.
The boy is relentless.
...well, in walks K.J. Apa, who burst through my wanting castle doors with this insanely sexy shirtless picture on the set of Riverdale!
We've had a lot of drippingly juicy celebrity going ons recently, and today we'll check out the ones that YOU and your holes are quivering over! Yes, all holes.
SEW, let's get back to the batter on your hand. Reggie 2.0, Charles Melton, has delivered high fashion editorial realness in his modeling career, but the real magic happened when he went nude during an acting challenge.
The season goes out with a bang. Literally.
Rob is one lucky teenager!
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