The Olympics might be in full swing, but the Brits DGAF, and are still playing football in the snow to the delight of apparently millions of television viewers. As of last night those viewers tuned in for a faceful of uncensored swinging cock, because one of the Huddersfield team's alternates "accidentally" flashed his junk on national television! Considering that he remains unidentified and therefore hasn't released an official statement about his cock flop, I think that the media is jumping to conclusions pegging this as an accident. He has a long cock and wanted to share it with the world. Simple as that!
Because you deserve a treat or two. Or ten. Or twenty.
Because you'll be too busy looking at those fucking toe shoes from hell.
I rarely have both my feet off the ground at the same time, and if I do you better believe it isn't to run, so I don't know how obvious dick and ball exposure would be. And apparently, neither does runner Jozef Urban! The professional flasher was participating in the Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia when suddenly his junk slipped out of his tiny hot pants and started flopping around for all the world to see.
Today's internet porn Jersey Shore airplane tease got me to thinking (just call me Carrie Bradshaw): How many of you have masturbated on an airplane?
We've seen a lot, a lot, a lot of fucking butts on here, as well as butt fucking, but for some reason, I am living for these boys. And you can too!
Badabababa: I'm fuckin' it.
You've been spending time on mass transit all wrong.
Guys, what is up with dicks and motorcycles this week? Someone shot of video of a cute Iranian man riding his bicycle with his like, ultra erect penis pointing the way, and of course the clip is going viral on the Gay Internet because we live for this stuff!
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