It takes a special kind of adult entertainment company to keep winning the prize for our occasional Press Release of the Week feature–but there’s no doubt that CockyBoys.com is exactly that kind of company. As you may recall, they scored a one-two punch in the competition back in March, but CockyBoys very well may have outdone themselves with today’s epic missive in which they start out by taking noted houseplants talk show personalities Derek and Romaine to task for raking poor Jesse Santana over the coals during a recent interview and end with an impassioned call to boycott the behemoth that is Sirius Radio itself. We’ll let you read the whole text after the jump, because we’re still having a bit of trouble wrapping our mind around the whole brouhaha ourselves. (But hey, at least they included a rilly cute picture of Jesse in the email too.)

We’re a bit torn (so to speak) over the whole bullfighting tradition in Pamplona: on one hand, we agree that it’s an egregious display of animal cruelty, but on the other hand if it’s banned outright what are all those naked protesters going to take their clothes off for every year?

Friday is December 22, which is also the winter solstice, which is also apparently a perfect time for a Global Orgasm.