It was finally a gorgeous weekend in New York City. How did we enjoy it? Brunch on the sidewalk? Jogging through Central Park? Sunbathing on Christopher Street Pier? No, we jerked off outside.

We’re no stranger to the magic gay sex potion…

That might have been Pringles slogan, but it…

When we think of Alaska, we think of cold, snow,…

There are mirrors and the bottoms are tops and…

We’re always seeing guys that we want, but it’s…

You know those old herky-jerky black and white…

We’ve gotten fucked while sniffing poppers in the bathroom more than once, but it was always in the stall at a nightclub, not in our apartment next to the well-thumbed copies of Us Weekly.

But that is just what these two hotties do. We’ve got to give them points for spicing it up. There are only so many times that you can throw your ankles up to heaven in the bedroom before you’re totally bored with the setting. Next time they should play some really loud, bad house music, add some swirling lights and pretend like it’s a randy circuit party in their john. You won’t even have to step over queers dosed out on GHB when you’re done. Still, our favorite part of this video is the tight-bodied top spilling his load all over his bottom’s face and making him eat it. That is hot no matter which room of the house you do it in.

Sure, young guys are smooth and subtle and tight in all the right places, but they’re usually shit in the sack. Thank god we have veterans to them them some fuckin’ skills!

These two bear daddies sure are having their way with a hot little twink. We wonder if they were in the bar looking for a “lucky Pierre” and said, “That chicken’s too young. That chicken is too old. But this chicken is just right.” Not only do they get one hot night in the bedroom, but their new friend gets to learn a thing or two about how to be a bottom and how to suck a dick. Sure, being hot, young, and enthusiastic will get you pretty far in life, but it’s experience that is going to help build your reputation and give you talents in the future when your looks start to fade and your gym-toned disco tits start to sag. Study up, young buck, this should be a lesson you never forget.

Like a bad hit of poppers, Raging Stallion’s new epic porn movie “To the Last Man” left us giddy at first, but woozy after awhile.

The second two discs of the movie, packaged as “Guns Blazing,” have the same lush visuals and settings, but are lacking some of the better sex scenes and include heaps of violence—sometimes graphic and sometimes campy.

People do some crazy things when they’re horny: they shove vegetables inside their orifices, they ejaculate on dessert trays, they turn on a videocamera and upload the footage to Xtube. While many of these things happen on a masturbatory whim, some require elaborate planning, not to mention serious balls. And of all the wacky wankers we’ve witnessed, few have matched the unrivaled daredevilry of this guy–who not only perches atop a construction site wearing naught but a cockring, but he huffs poppers while he’s at it, too. Witness the Mayor of Crazyville in hot, death-defying action after the jump.