We want this man.
He is slim and hairy and has a beautiful face.
His name is Matthew Kirk.

Usually, we have a slew of pithy annotations or semi-clever rhymes to spice up our weekly brew of naked Guys with iPhones. This week–*sigh*–we’re plum tuckered out. Don’t kill us, comment instead!

If brought to trial for loving smut,
It’s clear our case is Open-Shut.
Guys with iPhones help us bust a nut,
No “ifs” or “ands,” but lots of butt.

Fleshbot believes in the cleansing of Mind, Body and Soul. Even though it’s now Summer, it’s not too late to do a little spring cleaning of both your house, and your ass. A couple twinks show us that, even if our homes are a mess, we can still be pristine ’round the sphincter.

Having done our time on Grindr and Manhunt, we’ve seen hundreds of cock shots. After a while a dick is a dick is a dick…unless, you find that one penis that has “It.” A Tumblr photo blog we stumbled upon has just that sort of star penis. It’s not what you’d expect.

If you’re in Los Angeles and find you want to take in photographs of twinks in black and white, head on over to drkrm. The gallery is presenting the works of photog Terry Hands, who captured nude youths in Southern California during the ’90s.

When we’re lazing in our pool in The Pines, our first instinct is to grab onto the nearest inflatable floater and hang on. These two will do nicely. Photog Justin Monroe presents us with a whole set of sexy males who float more than our boat.

If Benjamin Godfre’s three-ring act pitched a tent in our town, it’s guaranteed we would have run off to join the circus. We already know our act: We’ll be the Serpent Woman. We’ve already picked out our snake.

Hold the phone! It’s coming true!
Guys with iPhones called for you!
You always knew just you’d do.
And if you didn’t, here’s a clue…

Not to get base
In our naked boy chase,
But our hormones are stuck
On guys we’d like to fuck.

The crossroads of art and porn splendidly intersect with the photography of Mikel Marton. The kid is only 26 years old, but his work possesses the grace and style of centuries of fine art…only with, you know, rock hard cocks and wide open hairy asscracks.

Ever wanted to step behind the velvet ropes of casting the porn-ready models of A&F and Hollister? Watch a totally true, absolutely real video that takes us behind the scenes at the selection process for the men that launch a thousand sexual fantasies.

Our love for schlong
Makes us stand strong.

With Guys With iPhones,
We can’t go wrong.

If you’re looking for head-turning art to hang in your newly redecorated palazzo, take in the paintings of Claudio Bindella. The handsome Italian loves creating what he calls “impossible” works of art, which must mean epic images of naked men frolicking. Each of his homoerotic treasures would surely titillate the most discerning of collectors.

We’re talking about you, queen. What do you get when you pair the rippling bare muscles of male Olympian hopefuls with the highest of haute couture? A drag queen’s dilemma. Should she steal the man, or the dress?

This morning, gays worldwide woke up to the heartbreaking news that has Donna Summer died after a battle with cancer. We at Gay Fleshbot give a moment of silence in the only way we know how: with naked men. As you listen to “Last Dance” on repeat today, check out these Fire Island photos from the ’70s of the men who originally boogied to the great Queen of Disco.

It’s no secret, we like dick.
Skinny, stubby, long or thick.

With his latest promo video, Andrew Christian steps inevitably closer to making full-fledged porn. The Underwear Designer for the Modern Homosexual hired pornstar Rod Daily to spread his ass and show his shaft for the brand. It’s now a slippery slope until he hires some hotties to butt fuck in the name of briefs.

The annual striptease performed by New York’s hottest chorus boys is just a month away. “Broadway Bare XXII: Happy Endings” promises to take your leering, Peeping Tom eyes on a fairy (get it!) tale journey through the flesh, all to raise money for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Here’s a sneak peek slideshow at the hunkaliciousness you can expect.

Waiter, we’ll take a giant serving of today’s soup, please. Pour it all in a swimming pool, and once you add the South American seasoning, hand us our napkin — we’re ready to dive right in. No spoon needed. This pool is filled with Brazilian bouillon, splashing about. Lucky the cameraman who caught all the action.