Luckily for us, he spent the better half of that beach retreat hunched over on his towel, sexting friends while his perky little bum stood on display for the anon hookup he arranged on Grindr. (The hookup never showed up.)
"Europeans have a reputation for being the raunchiest, nastiest fuckers on the planet." Get ready for some amazing shit, kids!
We're always posting pictures of hot jocks all...
Ok, well, don't really stop, but he is still on...
These days, the only thing Mark Wahlberg has...
Although our taste in musical crush objects ran more towards Duran Duran than Mötley Crüe and Poison when we were growing up (can you tell we were gay?)
We're determined that our cubemates on the boobiecentric side of the good ship Fleshbot will not corner the market on morning wood. So let's start today's posts with our own version, shall we?
· Get 'em while they're hot: Tickets are now on sale for the AVN Awards Show in January. We hope the money from our paper route will be enough to cover it. (avnawards.com)
· A candidate for sheriff in Aspen, Colorado, can't understand why a 12-minute art video he made has caused such a stir. The scene where he digs a hole in the ground and then masturbates into it is probably not related. (glenwoodindependent.com)
· So what if your real estate agent also happens to be a gay pornstar (and that the "news" happens to be common knowledge already)? Why do you think those movies are always shot in such interesting locations? (radaronline.com)
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