Why, oh, why, with the current short shorts trend, can’t we see glimpses of nutsack like we do here? Trust us, with all the beefy leg we see walking around on the more stylish queens in Manhattan, we’re certainly looking!
Damien Crosse has long been a porn favorite, but he sadly only seems to pop up once every couple months. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, particularly when we get this scary ass, scorching scene of Damien screaming at a stablemanboy. You BDSM role-players out there will cream within the first five minutes, especially when Damian (chillingly? hotly?) brings out a noose!
Ladyfolk have historically complained about whistles from burly urban construction workers. Gay men, however, would probably love it…if only the workers were cute. A British company named “Buff Builders” provides handymen so sexy that you’d whistle right back.
In annals of advertising insanity comes this British commercial for Richmond Ham. In it, a bearded, buck-naked, British bloke sings about the natural ingredients of the ham while strolling though a hippie-dippy countryside full of pastoral nudists. Cut out the lady folk, and we’ve found our “Sound of Music” mountaintop paradise.
When we’re lazing in our pool in The Pines, our first instinct is to grab onto the nearest inflatable floater and hang on. These two will do nicely. Photog Justin Monroe presents us with a whole set of sexy males who float more than our boat.
You know Max Ryder, the smug pretty gay we want to bitchslap, then face fuck? Now he swaps in blowjobs in a dark, desolate field by headlight, like a cheap horny slut. And we hate how much we love it.
It was finally a gorgeous weekend in New York City. How did we enjoy it? Brunch on the sidewalk? Jogging through Central Park? Sunbathing on Christopher Street Pier? No, we jerked off outside.
Ugh, hiking. Who wants to go hiking? It’s so hard and sweaty and off in the middle of nowhere without any internet or porn access. Sounds boring! Not if you do it like this guy.
In one of those bizarro instances of WTF?, this blurry photo of a Levi Poulter’s booty atop another dude’s legs had skyrocketed in Tumblr popularity, hitting well over 5,800 likes and re-posts in just a month. It’s a nice photo, but why the insane interest? We at Fleshbot will offer some reasons.
The problem with the Andrew Christian underwear car wash video is that it didn’t turn into a fully naked triple X sexfest. Finally, a vid has come along that makes all our sudsy automotive sex fantasies come true!
One of the most masculine of pornstars, Latin Lothario D.O., is…er…having sex with himself? That’s what it looks like in this threeway that includes an uncanny D.O. doppelganger named Aybars (rhymes with “gay bars”). Twins aside, it sort of weirds us out when we see guys having sex with their mirror image. How about you?
You always see all these billionaires, celebrities, and music moguls that are always buying yachts and it seems like such a horrible waste of money. Then you see a video like this and suddenly it all makes sense. Man, we need a yacht.
Mother always said to have a clean pair of underwear. We’d like a few of these camouflage styled tighties. Better yet, we’d like the men who go with them.
Hot Nude Yoga has been an underground craze for a while now. Few things will sell the the idea of stretching in the buff as nicely as this wondrously titillating video. A series of nekkid hunks do the downward dog and the lotus while letting all their bits flap in the wind. Honey, we can barely touch our toes, but this video sure makes us wanna try.
From across the internets, horny gay dudes love collecting candid photos of real soldiers getting naked. From on-base horseplay to medical inspections, whenever we run into some real life scenes of hot soldiers, every military fantasy we’ve ever jacked off to springs to horny life. Here’s the best we found in a recent collection.
At first, The Alps doesn’t necessarily sound like the vacation spot to hunt for beautiful men. On second thought, it’s perfect! Gorgeous rich Swiss Misters vacationing and randy for grand adventure. The “Men in the Alps 2012″ calendar saucily displays die Männer you might find sexing up the slopes.
Psst…do you love military men? What about British men? How about naked men? What about naked British Royal Marines? Yep, we knew that’d grab your attention. Here’s lots of photos of Her Majesty’s army brats stripped down and looking luscious for a British TV show called “Royal Marines: Mission Afghanistan.” If this is what serving is really like, sign us up!