If you're a dirty little horror like me, you probably only want scary movies with A-list dicks, asses, and balls, and thankfully now you can see the most spookily sexy nude scenes ever! Just in time for Halloween, see the hottest male nudity from horror movies, featuring Tom Hiddleston, Christian Bale, Cillian Murphy, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and more!
Daniel Radcliffe is opening wide up for Mr. Oscar in his new movie Jungle, and in one scene, he proves his dedication to cinema by baring ass! I didn't even know Jungle was in existence until I did my daily thirst Googling, so this just proves that when in doubt, all actors should go nude. If he showed dick I might even drag my ass to the theater and see this thing!
The second hottest Hemsworth brother has been lighting up the silver screen with his amazing body and ass for what seems like decades but has really only been like six years, and you can check out his bangable nude bod right here! See Chris Hemsworth in Vacation (2015), Rush (2013), Thor (2011), and more!
Nyle DiMarco and Taylor Swift herself team up for the new issue of Attitude Magazine, and the result is sssssssexy!
Guys with anemic IMDB profiles but millions of Instagram followers are like totally my thing, mostly because they're just ripe for leaked dick pic fame! Enter Twan Kuyper, who is apparently a person living on this earth - possibly a singer, possibly a dancer, possibly a model, who knows, that's the fun in it - and apparently he has a hot cock and balls that he doesn't mind showing off!
The top five nude scenes of all time cover everything from penises to balls, and we've got them all right here, right now! Michael Fassbender, Robert De Niro, Daniel Craig, 50 Cent, and um Jason Segel are the hotties with botties you absolutely need in your life, and their epic contributions to cinema can be seen in the video above!
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Edward Norton. Interesting. If you're looking for unbridled sex appeal you might have clicked on the wrong post, but if you want a kind of intellectual-looking cutie with a ton of hot dudity, you've come to the right place! Edward Norton has stripped down for American History X (1998), Birdman (2014), and more, and you can check out all the buns and guns in the video above!
Um, hi eyefuckingbrows! Blake Michael is a Disney School of Sexiness alum who starred on one of their shows called Dog with a Blog, and he also made one-off appearances on True Blood and Melissa & Joey. AKA he's a fucking superstar and deserves our respect, especially now that we can see his gorgeous hairy body and hot cock in some insanely yummers leaked dick pics!
I seriously cannot believe that I thought Cameron Dallas' ugly haircut was news earlier today, because now we have the alleged Miles Teller leaked jack off video on our hands, and it is HAWT! This is news. This is my Spotlight. It's late on a Friday now so I'm going to have to breeze through this, but I was not about to leave you guys without a Miles Teller dick video throughout the weekend. I signed an oath.
Hole-d on there! If you thought you were going to have to go through Friday without seeing a celebrity butthole compilation, you, sir, have lost your sense of wonder. Hotties like Viggo Mortensen, Eric Dane, Diego Luna, and more have all shown their pleasure portals in their flicks, and you can see all the manly goodness right here!
Gary Oldman is fucking hot, and if you don't see that, you sir, are missing out. The butch thespian has gone nude in a ton of flicks including Track 29 (1988), The Scarlet Letter (1995), Criminal Law (1987), and more! Check out all the sexy goodness above and get ready to be Gary Oldmanhandle!
McNeer fans will notice that America's Next Top Model alum is missing his new Moana tattoos in this vid, and that he's sporting his previous lean build. So does this prove once and for all that McNeer is indeed a... porn star? Cock ring model? Or was this one of the ANTM challenges? Whatever it is, I honestly don't hate it!
Those of you who ever dared to cast off Jeremy Renner for his face and acting ability are going to be sorry after seeing his leaked dick pics! The superstar apparently got frisky while Skyping someone, and decided to whip out a nice dick complete with a perfectly appropriate amount of pubage.
Ryan Murphy's spooky gay porn saga American Horror Story features the who's who of highly-fuckable starlets, and the folks at Mr. Man have rounded up the top five hottest nude scenes for our convenience! Evan Peters, Matt Bomer, Cheyenne Jackson, and more make the cut. Or uncut? Kidding, there's no frontal. Fucking FX!
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