I'm not satisfied until I see his eggplant emoji... preferably in person.
The boy next door that I'd stare at through the curtains...
You remember what Doctor Who's thick dick looks like, right? Check out Matt Smith's gorgeous peen in these sexy leaked pics!
Choosing our birthday boy de jour was a toughie, as Justin Theroux and Antonio Banderas both squirted out 45 and 56 years ago today respectively, but when I realized that Prince Charming himself Brenton Thwaites - from Malicifent - went naked and showed off his gorgeous, probably hairy ass in Son of a Gun (2014) I knew I had my guy!
Ever since Orlando Bloom was photographed completely naked while paddle boarding with Katy Perry, the world has been waiting with baited breath for the uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom to come out. The Daily News was the first source to post the images, and ever since they have been spreading like wildfire across the Internet, because, I mean, we all want to see that Orlando Bloom penis.
The Avatar star has a truly gorgeous ass!
The ageless actor has gone nude in eight movies, and happens to have one hell of a dick!
Finally see what the openly gay Olympic skier is working with up front!
The insanely sexy Adam Goldberg gives his sophomore dick baring performance in flick Rebirth, and there's a chance it's even hotter than his naked role in 2007's 2 Days in Paris,
The most beautiful alien to ever grace this earth is definitely Benedict Cumberbatch, and thankfully he bares his human form in To the Ends of the Earth (2005).
Time to look at some bare asses and decide which one of these dangerously sexy brothers is hotter!
The now OFFICIALLY 100% hole-loving gay Teen Wolf actor Colton Haynes is a walking, talking, breathing jawline, and since coming out in May 2016 grabs headlines every time he dyes his hair. Which is twice a day. He ALSO went epically naked in a little-known showtime series in 2010. Check out his amazing naked bod!
The hottie, who you probably first got to know on Reba, goes full frontal on Shameless and it's glorious.
Gorgeous silver fox John Slattery, 53, is the epitope of refined, masculine sexiness, and thankfully showed his butt and all the bush when he went nude in 1997's Red Meat!
NFL footballer Rob Gronkowski, also known as "Gronk," is a New England Patriots TIGHT-END, because of course. The 26-year-old is 6' 6" and has an undeniably ripped bod and a beautiful butt to boot, that we're privileged to thanks to a pic of him frolicking into the ocean buck ass naked!
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