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We Want This Mustache To Give Our Ass Cheeks Beard Burn
Olaf Blecker is obsessed with facial hair and we…
Is This A Real Jerk-Off Video or an Outake From The “Bruno” Movie?
Seriously, there are some things that are so bad, that are so spot-on satire they just can’t be real. Look at this. If this isn’t the ’80s than it is the “Saturday Night Life” XXX version of it.
HansBigOne says that this is him jerking off in 1985 and all the details seem accurate. There’s the sheets, the glasses, the mustache, the titty clips, and everything else that just screams Reagan administration (well, except for countless gay people dying of AIDS). But everything is so outlandish, it’s like a parody of the era as well, just look at, well, the sheets, the glasses, the mustache, the titty clips…
But Hans still has himself quite the time. Even though he seems to have filmed this video while it plays on a TV screen, he sure looks great as he writhes all over the Krystal Kerrington Kollection linens and cums on his face. Ah, the ’80s. If we hadn’t lived through it, we’d never believe it.
This Christmas, May You Wake To Find An Orgy In Your Parent’s Ugly Rec Room
What better way to remind your folks they haven’t redecorated since 1977 than having a sexy gay orgy right there in the living room? Well, if you can’t have one, watch one—poppers not included.
The great thing about this 20-minute vintage (yes, pre-condom) clip is that it actually has real sound instead of a (fantastically) horrible soundtrack with no speaking or fuck noises. It’s no fun watching a gang bang if you can’t hear grunting, groans, and a daddy barking orders. And we don’t think we need to mention how completely retarded (in a good way) this decor is. That chair alone would sell for a pretty penny at a vintage furniture store just for its ridiculousness. So, when you’re home for the holidays, remember that being stuck in a time warp isn’t be the worst thing in the world—bad porn mustaches are.
