The total solar eclipse might be rare, but rarer still are the sexy man mooning scenes in movies and television, and I've done my own NASSA research in digging up the Top Five hottest ones!
Matt Wilkas takes on the role of X, so I'm mostly excited to see (and please take notes if you're reading this, Rettenmund, which I can guarantee you're not) Wilkas pound out Steve Grand like he needs religion. And, scene. Not a director, just a dreamer.
Beach Rats is going to be one of those gay movies (aka all of those gay movies) with sorrowful subject matter involving dick-wettingly hot actors. The ultimate cinematic dilemma. Is it a thinker, or a dinker? This might help you decide!
This ain't no fluffed out dick ya'll, it's a fucking hammer!
"I was excited. I was like, 'All right, man. Now the gauntlet is thrown. I've got something to prep for.'"
If you started out your work week by thinking "I do NOT want to see a fat flopping Dutch cock in the shower," then you are in for a huge disappointment.
Barden has gone nude almost too many times to count, and he's even flashed his cock in Jamon, Jamon (1992), The Dancer Upstairs (2001), The Detective and Death (1994) (featured the infamous ocean exit that you've probably memorized by now), and MOAR.
Like a billion, roughly.
The gorgeous man delivers his first full-frontal shot, and we've got the whole peen right here!
Jude Law, Charlie Hunnam, and Christian Bale. Oh myyyyyy.
Plus, too many looks at his gorgeous ass to count.
Even more looks at a nude Lucien? Yes plz.
Franco delivers one of his most... unique... nude scenes to date!
Jolly ol' taint Nicholas! Check out the sexiest nude roles from the hottest celebrities with the name "Nicholas!"
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