I am literally the boy who cried dick, which is why I feel like Ariel when she loses her voice when I see something that is literally a complete anus melter, like the freakishly hot Norwegian short flick Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual featuring hard sword fighting skateboarding cocks and a frankly munchable set of swinging balls!
Beach Rats is one of the most buzzed about gay flicks in recent years, and now that we have the nudity, we know that these boys have seriously thrown down the gauntlet for homosexy competitors Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet from Call Me By Your Name. Those two baiting love birds are going to have to put on one hell of a peep show they're going to beat the full frontal nudity and even shower ass cleaning from super hottie with a supper bottie Harris Dickinson in Beach Rats! Don't believe me? Ask. The. Fucking. Dishes.
Since NONE of my fav Insta sluts have come out with whore-y Halloween costumes worth posting about, yet, I thought I was going to have to dig a little deep to find something to tickle my taint today. And while I'd say normally Mark Duplass leaves my taint at about a three - even though he's no stranger to going nude - this new very very full frontal scene from Creep 2 is doing things for me down there!
International A-list superstar acting sensation Stephen Baldwin isn't afraid to show ass, balls, semi-penis, and bod, and you can see every inch of his sexy self in unforgettable blockbusters like Posse (1993), Threesome (1994), Bio-Dome (1996), Spider's Web (2002), and more!
Daniel Radcliffe is opening wide up for Mr. Oscar in his new movie Jungle, and in one scene, he proves his dedication to cinema by baring ass! I didn't even know Jungle was in existence until I did my daily thirst Googling, so this just proves that when in doubt, all actors should go nude. If he showed dick I might even drag my ass to the theater and see this thing!
The second hottest Hemsworth brother has been lighting up the silver screen with his amazing body and ass for what seems like decades but has really only been like six years, and you can check out his bangable nude bod right here! See Chris Hemsworth in Vacation (2015), Rush (2013), Thor (2011), and more!
The top five nude scenes of all time cover everything from penises to balls, and we've got them all right here, right now! Michael Fassbender, Robert De Niro, Daniel Craig, 50 Cent, and um Jason Segel are the hotties with botties you absolutely need in your life, and their epic contributions to cinema can be seen in the video above!
I am always looking for new movies to watch on Netflix - especially since my fallback has become rewatching Zootopia and my feelings towards Nick are reaching increasingly confusing yet exhilarating heights - and it looks like tonight I might just be checking out the dudity-filled Neon Bull (2016)! While... I think about Nick!
Admitting that anyone with the last name of "Franco" is sexy is, I think, a milestone of maturity and personal growth, and I'm happy to say that I'm doing a lot of growing after seeing Dave Franco nude in The Little Hours!
This week's 4K Blu-ray release of Starship Troopers (1997) delivers HD 90's hotness in the truly epic shower scene, which got the folks at Mr. Man thinking: What are the other hottest bath and shower shots in film? Those little geniuses came up with scenes featuring Daniel Craig, Ben Affleck, Colin Farrell, and more!
The total solar eclipse might be rare, but rarer still are the sexy man mooning scenes in movies and television, and I've done my own NASSA research in digging up the Top Five hottest ones!
Matt Wilkas takes on the role of X, so I'm mostly excited to see (and please take notes if you're reading this, Rettenmund, which I can guarantee you're not) Wilkas pound out Steve Grand like he needs religion. And, scene. Not a director, just a dreamer.
Beach Rats is going to be one of those gay movies (aka all of those gay movies) with sorrowful subject matter involving dick-wettingly hot actors. The ultimate cinematic dilemma. Is it a thinker, or a dinker? This might help you decide!
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