So it’s your first time as the guest star of an upcoming orgy. You’re ready to be pounded for hours an undisclosed email-for-the-address location, but there’s just one wee bit of consternation: how can you prevent any — *ahem* — accidents? Pull up a sling and grab your enema, duckies. Porn pup Christopher Daniels gives us a few pointers.
Our eyes got misty while watching muscle hunk Robert van Damme fuck skinny twink Tyler Sweet. Are the years of body segregation finally over? Do we now live in an integrated porn Utopia where cubby bear fucks college jock? Where Asian bodybuilder pounds Latin twink? Where showtune singing nelly queen screws football quarter back?
Porn twink Johnny Rapid has the cutest, most angelic little boy face. A flash of his smile and you’d be convinced he’s pure as the driven snow. Naturally, that means the halo called his butthole glows a devilish read. A face this innocent is made by God to be mercilessly gang banged.
The problem with the Andrew Christian underwear car wash video is that it didn’t turn into a fully naked triple X sexfest. Finally, a vid has come along that makes all our sudsy automotive sex fantasies come true!
We’ve been wondering where wacky pornstud John Magnum has been hiding himself. Apparently, it’s been over at Men.com playing an office worker who fucks colleagues who lose classified files. Thank god we found this scene, since we’ve been missing Magnum’s particular blend of hammy sex.
As romantics, the idea of being forced into sex sounds way unappealing. There’s one dude, however, who can make us his sex slave: Cliff Jensen. Oh, how we wish we were Chris Tyler, grappling with Cliff, then being tossed down and forced to suck his dick. How we’d beg!
Looks like Men.com is becoming the go-to place…
We’re 99.9% certain we’re going to name Jessie…