Mark Wahlberg is the only A-List Hollywood celeb in this week’s parade of famous manchest. The supporting characters we’ve rounded up may not yet routinely grace the pages of People, but their hot factor tops the charts with flying colors. If their credits on imdb.com are longer than our stiffening dick, we’re interested.
Dumbledore must be so disappointed (or turned on) by his unfortunately-named student Neville Longbottom, who has a jerk-off video circling the internet. Actually, it’s supposedly actor Matthew Lewis casting his spell on perverted Potterphiles.
Here’s a picture of Lewis, and we must say, if the guy in the video isn’t the Harry Potter star (who has been in all the movies so far playing Harry’s bumbling classmate) then this guy looks just like him. And it’s a good performance, complete with a nice juicy cumshot at the end.
We found the clip thanks to L.A. Rag Mag, but we don’t know how they came across it. They link to our friends at QueerClick, and we found some links to the offending video (which, of course, is below) but the video and the post seems to have been removed. So why surface again a year later? Did someone from Slytherin put a curse on him?
In an email Rag Mag sent they ask, “What straight guy films themselves jerking it?” Um, thousands! And that’s just the gay-for-pay stars that get paid, not even all the ones jizzing on pictures of their girlfriends on Xtube for free. If it’s one thing gay and straight guys have in common it’s making unwise choices about posting homemade porn on the internet.
Though he may not be gay—or our Harry Potter dream boy Freddie Stroma—we are going to joke about this Longbottom being a pretty Longtop as well.