Remember when we discovered the sexiest, dorkiest nerd in all of geekdom? Remember when he just stopped doing videos? Remember when he came back with his banging body, nerdy glasses, and enormous dick. You probably don’t remember the last one, because it just happened!

Or is he a robot? When we first laid eyes on Nick the British military stud, we thought we were looking at a naked computer-generated character some horndog created on the popular video game “The Sims.” He looks unreal! His features are beyond perfection. That flawless physique cannot possibly exist in reality. Oh, but it does, my friends.

A hot, verbal redhead with a huge dick jerking off with a Fleshlight: whats’ better than that. Well, wait until you see his cumshot.

There’s nothing wrong with a guy with bulging biceps, protruding pecs, delicious delts, and, of course, grabbable glutes, but you want to make sure that with all of those giant muscles his love muscle is just as big. Thank god we found one.

There are people with all sorts of strange and awesome predilections when it comes to masturbating, but there are few that are as hot as those of Wrestler84. Not only is he into gyms and jock straps and locker rooms and muscles, he’s into all of those things in public!

We love a skinny boy with a ripped body, and this torso seems to have not an ounce of fat on it. The only thing we like more than a good six pack is a good six pack slathered in jizz. Here is a perfect example.

If you’re anything like us, you probably spent most of 10th grade dreaming after the hot gym teacher who made you play badminton and do sit ups for some stupid fitness test. Well, now he’s finally doing the drills you always dreamed about.

There are plenty of things to love about this lithe stud showing off for us: his pretty face, his tight body, an expression that can only be described as complete joy. But there’s one thing that made us fall in love with him. His kiss.

If you’re punchin’ the munchkin the right way, you’re going to end up with a big sticky mess on your hands. Usually that’s a good thing, but there is nothing worse than a hairy chest full of a big old load.

The other day, a friend of ours laughed when we said we said we love to “milk” a cock. He found it such a silly phrase. There’s nothing silly about doing it, however. Just look at these lovely photos. Who wouldn’t like to be propped up on all fours, and get gently milked?

You all know Str8Cam Jeff, right? He’s the beefy Midwestern stud who has made a career of jerking off in his living room for the world’s entertainment. Well, he still has a few amazing tricks up his sleeve.

So often the title of a video on XTube has absolutely nothing to do with the content you’re about to see, but none are more curious than this video. It’s titled “Ducks.” Just what does that mean.

The proverbial “strong silent type” always seemed ideal because you want a guy with big muscles but you don’t want him driving you crazy with all that noise. Well, we have finally found our ideal.

We were never really sports guys, so we don’t know what goes down in locker rooms, but it sure seems like something spectacular. Just look at these guys working together.

We love it when a guy is ballsy enough to get out his balls in public, but this scene is just absolutely insane. There’s so much to go over here, we don’t even know where to begin.

If you’re like us, you’ll be celebrating Valentine’s Day with your only lover: your right hand. Well, we have someone to help. He won’t give you chocolate, but he’ll love you all night long.

One of our favorite sports is making fun of the furniture, wall hangings, and other decor in amateur videos. We love it so much when there isn’t any decorations it’s a bit boring. Well, not this one.