Stop cockteasing us, Márcio and Marcos Patriota! You already filmed the steamiest softcore video of the year together. Must you relentlessly flaunt your hotness and strange/sexy attraction towards each other in our faces? Act on it, for the love of God! Give in to your desires.

The most tender romantic video we’ve seen today happens to be between (drumroll, please) twin brothers! After sifting through hours of porn for something that showed the erotic beauty of physical intimacy between two men, the best example we could find were between siblings who shared their mama’s egg.