In an early April Fool’s Joke, Cosmopolitan UK found a few (ahem) “celebrities” to pose naked to raise awareness for testicular cancer. Ever wanted to get a good horny glimpse at the bare flesh of “Prince Harry,” “Prince William,” “Robert Pattinson” and “Johnny Depp?” Today, fantasy becomes, er, “reality.”
We have already figured out that next year on “Gossip Girl” everyone is going to end up at Yale (except hopefully Jenny and Vanessa). In our fantasies, Dan Humphrey is going to spend a year abroad in Poland where he gets involved in gay porn, gets fucked in the ass by some hot stud on a balcony and then can never win back the heart of Serena because she is way too busy worry about Balenciaga blazers to understand the deal with gay for pay. If that actually were to happen, it would look something like this. Yes, the bottom looks enough like Penn Badgley that we will continue to fantasize and hope that Dan make his way from the Upper East Side to Eastern Europe.