Well it's about damn time. We've gone what feels like three-thousand-billion years without peeking our favorite half-Samoan ginger creamboat K.J. Apa (even though it's probably only been a week) and even though his hit CW series Riverdale is on hiatus until March 7th, today we have this glorious gif of his upper upper upper coin slot!
There really isn't much difference these days between the CW series Riverdale and Tumblr Riverdale fan fiction, and if you need any proof, just check out these insanely revealing new scenes featuring Archie (K.J. Apa) bulging out in a wrestling singlet with the boys!
Shut the fuck up!
Riverdale will be on hiatus until January 17th, so until we see Archie dancing for the pervy CW execs, this shameless dick-flaunting pap dance will do nicely!
Well I'm definitely a dumb bitch, because it turns out that K.J. Apa was all sorts of shirtless on last week's Riverdale, but I was too busy downloading Nick Jonas pap pics from my fun new pap site logins to even fucking notice! I think one of you even gave me the heads up in the comments somewhere. I suck. But instead of beating myself up, I've decided to beat myself off to these insanely sexy clips from the eight episode of Riverdale season two, which I have spent way too much time turning turned into GIFs because that's what a responsible employee does with his day!
After all these years, I finally accepted Jesus into my hole just in time to have him save my poor ailing pussy after seeing this insanely freakishly scarily disturbingly hot picture of Ginger creamboat to the stars K.J. Apa! We already took a look at this shoot for GQ Australia, but somehow this retro jocky vision above is just now coming into my life. I mean guys. This is straight up son of Don Draper meeting me after the pep rally to let out all of his confusing feelings on my no no, and I'm in love!
Even though this is the Winter issue of HERO, the smart thinkers over at the magazine weren't about to have Apa dress seasonally-appropriate, and instead, he appears shirtless in almost every pic in the lengthy spread, and even when he does have on a shirt, it's a freaking crop top!
My pussy is back and more charred than ever after a true FEMA-worthy situation thanks to these insanely freakishly mesmerizingly hot new pics of faux ginger creamboat K.J. Apa in the new GQ Australia! He's crowned as the Breakthrough Actor of the Year, and while that certainly can't be attributed to his acting, he more than earns the title thanks to his overall fuckableness. Being fuckable will get you everywhere in this biz. Just look at the news! Oh stop you love it.
Finally, my sassy starlets are starting to come out of the woodwork for Slut-o-ween! After a full morning with a mild case of dry vag, I'm starting to get a little juicy thanks to these sexy pics of Riverdale star J.K. Apa in his Spider-Man Halloween costume. Stars of the teen sex party series Riverdale are as chummy and cute as ever in these Instagram Story pics from Veronica, but I don't really have time for her right now. Or half of Kevin Keller's face. However, I just so happened to peek at my calendar, and I seem to have all the time in the world for seeing Apa squeezed into an adorbs Target Spider-Man getup!
You know you've made it in Hollywood when you're doing arty spreads for random magazines with edgy names, and Riverdale creamboat K.J. Apa has more than arrived thanks to his cute as hell shoot for The Last Magazine!
Well, that was awkward. I just had to call the fire department to take care of the raging inferno in my puss puss ignited by this insanely sexy shower scene from K.J. Apa on the premiere episode of Riverdale season two! Pervy CW execs must have been on the set with fluids just gushing out of all their holes as the twenty-year-old Apa stripped down to show off his body ody ody in front of Veronica. "One more time, but with feeling. Like, us feeling you up."
TBH it will never get old, y'all.
Our dirty little fuckboy has outdone himself.
The boy is relentless.
...well, in walks K.J. Apa, who burst through my wanting castle doors with this insanely sexy shirtless picture on the set of Riverdale!
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