Yes, there’s a real name for this position. But considering the scenario is at a proctologist’s office, there’s gotta to be a new creative name for it. Also considering it stars tattooed sexstud Johnny Hazzard, trying it out is a looks like perilous orgasmic heaven.

Porn really is fantasy!

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Steamy edu-clips on condom application are making a porn comeback, thank God! Let’s compare the hot level of recent XXX safe-sex vids starring Matthew Rush, Johnny Hazzard, and a particularly steamy demo by François Sagat that left us mercilessly panting.

During the latter years of the 80s AIDS scare, gay porn realized its influence on queer sex and started shooting only performers wearing condoms. A few prominent videos started out with a quick demo on gay safe sex, because for men to fuck with protection – unheard of! My favorite was featured before Hot Rods: Young & Hung II with Eric Radford, Mike Henson and a lady friend all stopping sex to slip on condoms for oral and apply spermicidal jelly for anal. Oh, the well-intentioned naivete.

Luckily, the campaign worked. Every gay man with brains on earth followed suit and clothed their cocks in fear of getting of the dreaded disease. Then we stopped dying in masses from the virus. The images of emaciated gay men dying in hospital beds became less frequent. Then in the late 90s we realized living with AIDS is not a death sentence. Then we tired of always having protected sex, since unprotected sex does feel better. Then some of us started ditching the Trojans. Then within the latter half of this decade, bareback porn boomed in popularity. The younger gays, who never saw the horror of the 80s, decided barebacking is really no big whoop. And besides a fundraising walk or run a couple times a year, does anyone still think about contracting HIV?

Then new infections started rising again at an alarming rate. Many gays were — are — forgetting the lesson.

Like it or not, the Royal Family that is gay porn has one of the strongest voices in our culture. With a recent flurry of safe sex videos, prominent porn faces (and many hard cocks) are try to re-educate us on safe sex. It’s about fucking time. Now, we’ll shush, and get to the vids…

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We told you about RuPaul’s latest porn-inspired video, but little did we know that Fleshbot actually inspired it. We called up Ms. Paul to chat about her single and her favorite porn stars.

She was so gracious to take some time out on a very busy day when the finale of her hit show “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is set to air on Logo at 10pm. Check it out, or watch some porn instead. That’s what Ru will be doing!

Actually, he could probably care less, but we…

Our friends at the brilliant Unzipped blog brought us the second installment of their cooking show with Fleshbot Crush Object Johnny Hazzard, and we have to admit that we’re a little bit disappointed.

While the first episode was great and unexpected and funny, this one didn’t have the same demonstrative impact. Our Johnny talks about brining, a process where meat soaks in a salt and water solution. He tells us how to do it, but doesn’t bother getting out the measuring cups to give us a little show.

The first rule you learn in creative writing class is “show, don’t tell” and Johnny seems to violate that law—granted he does it while looking sexy as hell, but he breaks it nonetheless. We still look forward to future episodes, but we hope that Mr. Hazzard and crew learn that the same principle applies to cooking shows as it does to porn: less talk and more action.

Yes, they do, and Unzipped Media recently…