Not a daddy, not yet a dad bod! Joe Jonasty was looking all kinds of yummy recently while getting wet and wild at Bondi Iceberg Pool in Australia, and the two things you're going to want to pay close attention to in these pap pics are A) Joe's creative body hair distribution and B) his beefed-up bod for days!
As you guys know, I would never in a million years want to see a fuck tape featuring the Jonasty brothers, Nick and Joe, because that would be seriously wrong on so many levels and just plain gross. Ew! I wouldn't want to even see a makeout sesh, with their hot stubbled jawlines scraping against each other, because again, EWWW. But I think for the sake of brotherhood I can sanction some light touching between the two singers, fashion icons, and media moguls, and light touching is what you can find in this new clip posted by Joe Jonas on Instagram!
Nick Jonasty showed up to the premiere of his flick Jumanji with a plus one in the form of brother Joe Jonas, and the two basically stole the whole damn show with their come-hither glances and styled as fuck looks! Sorry Kevin, you're officially canceled. Nick's pants are so damn tight and his thighs are so damn huge that it looks like he's walking around on two upside-down triangles and it's my new jamity jam jam! Of course his hair is as dreamy as ever and he just can't stop licking those luscious lips, and basically my moisture level is about to call for some Monistat.
Boy are my cheeks red after claiming for years that Nick Jonas is by far the most attractive Jonas brother, beating out Joe Jonas and the lesbian one by a mile. While Nick is obviously still more attractive than Joe, the gap, unlike my hole right now, is narrowing, as evident in these sexy as hell pictures from Joe's spread in goddamn Vogue Mexico! Someone's arrived.
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Joe Jonas busted out his "Body Moves" music video with his band DNCE, and he's actually hot in it, and he flat out hijacks little bro Nick Jonas' armpit hair move, and it's a day up in here. Check out his semi erection and hear what he has to say about his dick size and man crushes. Slow claps Joe, slow claps!
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