The real dilemma would be whether to frame it or wear it underneath our clothes at all times.
Sit back, remove your pants, and get a load of this Very Incredible Penis.
Especially if you're a grower and a shower like this hung disco queen.
We love an older gentleman in air-tight pants—especially when his cock is so thick it looks like there's a small animal burrowed in his crotch.
Come being the operative word, of course.
We're practically picking hair out of our teeth.
No one said anything about taking Willie out for some air.
Here's a swimmer's bod that was built for more water sports than one.
We would've waited a lifetime for this—turns out that won't be necessary.
Talk about swallowing the evidence.
That's probably an overstatement for you cum sluts, but behold and prove us wrong—not one, but four mega loads from one of our favorite hung sharp shooters. You're welcome.
It's a fun game, we promise.
A new generation of bearded horndogs is on the rise. We found their leader.
Nothing looks better under a suit than nipple rings, cock jewelry, and of course a thick, enormous cock.
Handsome reward for anyone who can decipher what this smiley horndog is saying as he pulls one out for the camera.
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