When you get to the end of this video, just press replay and watch it again. Repeat until you are dead. Or cum. Whichever happens first.
Everyone says about modern art, “Oh, my dog could do better than this,” but we’d really like to see your dog put on a mask and an outfit not only put on a mask and an outfit and climb up a tree and jerk off.
This is a public service announcement to all the boys out there who do webcam shows and make jerk-off videos for all of us rabid consumers out there: Please show us your hole.
We all know what happens at the end of masturbating, right? Right! Well, sometimes it still has the power to shock you.
You know you always wondered what those hot jocks do with all the energy they build up during a really intense practice? They jerk off of course.
If there’s one thing we all know about jerking off is that there is (almost) always a hand involved. How is this tattooed morsel doing it? There doesn’t seem to be a hand at all.
We like nothing more than a good dirty talker and this sexy snake oil salesman is talking up a dirty blue streak, but just where the hell is he from?
Every so often we come across a video that is so twisted and sick there is no other word to describe it but filthy. Man, we really love filthy.
You’d think that a hot, young, long-haired boy with a beautifully carved chest and nipples that you want to put in your mouth and roll around like grapes jerking off in a car in public would be enough. Do you know what’s even hotter?
You ever go to a gay bar and see one of those impossibly hot couples and you think, “Man, I don’t want to touch, I just want to go home with those guys and watch them have sex.” Finally, we get that shot thanks to the internet.
The problem with the internet is that it is forever. No matter what you try to scrub or take down, it always will come back to haunt you. So, does that mean this hottie is ruining his life with this video?
What to you have to lose. Not only will he bring his own hat and do wonders for that crappy chair you have in your living room, he has another hidden talent too.
Ever have one of those nights where you’re restless and don’t know how you’re going to get your mind to slow down so you can go to bed? What’s the cure for that awful insomnia? Jerking off, of course.
We love someone who is daring enough to beat the meat in a public setting, but usually it’s somewhere remote where there is only the possibility of getting caught. Now this guy is just trying to get busted.
What did you do this Memorial Day? You probably did a barbecue, maybe a trip to the beach, maybe some time on the couch watching “America’s Next Top Model” repeats. Well, on Memorial Day some soldiers were risking their lives masturbating!
Our mother certainly told us, because playing on the stairs could lead to falling, injuries, trips to the hospital, and nasty scars about your face and neck regions. For this guy, playing with himself on the stairs only leads to a jizzy mess.
This guy has everything: hot body, big cock, nice undies. Why doesn’t he just by a camera stand so he doesn’t have to film everything all cockeyed?
How many times have you been sitting at home about to wank your weasel and thought, “Man, I really wish my best friend who is just as hot as I am were here to help me.” All the time, of course!