With beach season kicking off soon, you may be looking forward to some summer fun hanging with your squirrelfriends in the sand. But it’s not really summer until you spill a load to the sound of crashing waves.

We’ve been pinching ourselves, and it’s really true. Our boyfriend is back—and his thick, glorious dick is just as drop dead gorgeous as ever.

Everything we know about physics we learned from watching amateur porn. True story. Friction, velocity, gravitational force. Here we see all three at work in this video alone. Learning is just more fun when there’s semen involved, don’t you think?

A lot of people think warm weather calls for outdoor sports, picnics in the park, or boat rides across the harbor. And that’s all fine, but it’s not really summer until you take your dick out to play in the sunshine and shower the earth with cum.

Who needs a luffa or a handheld shower head when you could use this guy’s giant tool to spray cum on the glass door and then draw fun shapes with the tip?

Cumming is a lot of things, but surprising isn’t usually one of them. Generally there’s a whole lot of pulling, pumping and heavy breathing before the moment of truth. Not with this guy—he packs one hell of a surprise party up his dick. Xtube fan favorite Swimfan52912 is known for

This hairy New Zealand stud invites us to watch him strip, shower, towel off, dress, strip again, and finally pull on his big uncut cock. It’s a whirlwind journey worth every minute.

If for any reason you find yourself walking instead of running to seize this opportunity, you might need to stop and ask yourself where you priorities are. By which we mean you might have lost your damn mind.

If this hung stud were a character on Game of Thrones, they’d just call the whole thing off and handing him the damn throne. That dick isn’t taking any prisoners.

Ever meet a guy whose dick reached past his nipples? Did his tighty whities cower in the face of his great-tower-of-Babel stature monster peen? Well, lucky you! Color us jealous.

We’re not going to tell you which of these filthy pigs is blindfolded, held down and filled with a crazy amount of cum—some things are better seen than heard.

This uncut cocktease ends with a vocal, slow-motion jizz-fountain that you’re not soon likely to forget.

Well, really he’s everything we want and more—but when we think about it like that it’s kind of overwhelming, so we’ll just go with everything.

Good news, guys: Vander and his incredible dick are back again this week, giving a massage and getting down with Fleshbot Boyfriend Glenn. Vander may have an awesome D, but his ass is getting all the attention this time around.

This is especially true of cum, as you might have guessed. When you stumble across collage of those mottled, cloudy stains, you’re faced with two choices: 1. Walk away (now where’s the fun in that?) or 2. Whip it out and have a ball (now we’re talking).

We’ve seen some big dicks before, we’ve even seen this big dick before, but we never cease to be amazed by their sheer enormity.

Who needs a Fleshlight when you can fuck your own feet? We’ve been looking for some motivation to get back to yoga and by George, I think we’ve got it!

Well, actually this dude winds up shooting his moster-load in bed, but he starts out pulling his peen in the tub and it’s pretty amazing bath-time fun.

“If I just cum one time in my day, when I go to sleep,” he says, “it’s not good for me. I have to cum all the time.”

We already know that cum has a way of giving the skin on your face a youthful glow, who says the same rejuvenating properties don’t apply to your feet?