Global Warming. Climate Change. We could sit around all day in our icy, air-conditioned Hummers splitting semantic and scientific hairs about what ultimately caused the extinction of the Woolly Mammoth or guessing which state the next ice shelf to break from the North Pole will most likely resemble. (Our vote: Arkansas!) But we’d rather take you on a short journey through the gay blogosphere where tight jeans, Johnny Hazzard, naked royals, and cartoons are the factors most likely to cause a rise in temperatures.

Catch up with a few of our favorite truths (inconvenient and otherwise) from the boyblog omniverse in today’s Boyblog Booty Call after the jump. -VH/JD