We’re not sure what kind of sugar water is sitting out front of the CockyBoys studio, but ever since the site got a major facelift last year, some seriously HOT young boys have been showing up like flies on shit. Unlike flies, though, the sound they make is music to our ears and the last thing we’d do is swat them away. In fact, we can think of a million other things we’d use our hands for if they came buzzing around.

If you’re like us, you’ll eat boybutt for breakfast, lunch, snacktime and dinner. When two cheeks spread to reveal a gloriously pristine assring, we can’t wait to whip out our tongue and dive into an indefinite taste test. Porntwink Alex Vaara’s butt is one of our most carnal cravings. We imagine it’s as decadent as sugar-sprinkled strawberries and cream.

Anyone remember those old commercials, “When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen”? When it comes to Fleshbot Crush Object Jimmy Clay, not only do they listen, but they get hard, jerk off, moan and ejaculate…all completely involuntarily. He may very well have THE most commanding porn presence today. The remarkable thing is, he doesn’t even have to try.