Remember when Britney was crazy and showing off…

We don’t know what the hell these naked English…

Sacha Baron Cohen has once again dipped his…

We had no idea this was happening, but did you know that “beautiful nude bodies are in our main stream [sic] TV shows, such as; [sic] Sex in the City, Californication, Nip/Tuck, and most R rated movies”? It’s true! And the non-grammarians who wrote that sentence want to see your own (hopefully) beautiful nude manly body in their new adult reality show—especially if you have a ginormous wang: “Entrants who pride themselves on their stallion qualities will perform live for the online casting event.”

As if it weren’t exciting enough news that the…

So, remember that item we posted about Zeb Atlas’…

As much as we will always give Michael Lucas a break (what can we say; we’re suckers for an accent and a divine pair of cheekbones), we have to say it’s a little disingenuous of him to say that he was “unaware” of the controversy surrounding oral cumshots and cum eating in the non-bareback gay porn industry–after all, as J.C. Adams pointed out a few days ago, he already discussed the subject on his blog a while back. That said, we’re looking forward to his upcoming Eurostud opus “Swallow With Pride”. It may not mine that much new territory–some mainstream porn studios like Bel Ami have been making videos with all sorts of cum-guzzling action for years already–but it’ll certainly give Lucas’ detractors more to talk about, and the rest of us something to chew on.

Some of us might have had Issues with Jesse Santana’s naïve attitude towards sex workers a while back, but we have to admit the kid is pretty savvy when it comes to keeping his finger on the pulse of today’s porn consumer: by way of explaining his rather starling decision this week to sign with Cockyboys.com as an exclusive online-only performer instead of remaining affiliated with Jet Set Productions, he says he was influenced by a friend who asked him “When’s the last time anyone of our generation bought a DVD?”. (Which considering how much some studios are charging for their products these days–the price for a new gay DVD release is often two or even three times as much as a monthly membership to a pay site–is something we’ve found ourselves wondering about on more than one occasion too.)

More rumor and speculation swirls around gay porn…

We wish we could get more excited about the fact…

You’ve heard the hype; now thrill to the visual…

OK, we think that Jake Cruise is at least as sexy as the next greying slightly-potbellied daddy who runs his own gay porn website and who has not only the wherewithal to mess around with his models but the gumption to ask people to pay to watch him do so. And we’re happy for him that he managed to bribe convince Zeb Atlas to do his first guy-on-guy scene a few weeks ago. But honestly, does he really have to be responsible for getting Mike Roberts to give up his ass for the first time on camera too? It is so not fair. At the rate he’s going, there’s going to be no more straight men for the rest of us to corrupt before too long … (Press release after the jump.)

We’ve been waiting for footage from that crushingly overhyped “full-frontal” male nude scene from the “Sex and the City” movie to hit the interweb, and it’s finally come our way! So if you somehow blinked and missed it (or don’t feel like spending the ten bucks to see it in the first place), here you go. There’s no sound, and it’s more a sidepeen than a full-frontal shot, but it’s still the best part of the movie as far as some of us here are concerned. (Well, that and the part where Carrie levitates and starts speaking in tongues while standing in line at the Magnolia Bakery before her hair bursts into flames and fire engulfs the Marc Jacobs store across the street. That part was really cool.)

We don’t know how he does it (though we suspect…

It takes a special kind of adult entertainment company to keep winning the prize for our occasional Press Release of the Week feature–but there’s no doubt that CockyBoys.com is exactly that kind of company. As you may recall, they scored a one-two punch in the competition back in March, but CockyBoys very well may have outdone themselves with today’s epic missive in which they start out by taking noted houseplants talk show personalities Derek and Romaine to task for raking poor Jesse Santana over the coals during a recent interview and end with an impassioned call to boycott the behemoth that is Sirius Radio itself. We’ll let you read the whole text after the jump, because we’re still having a bit of trouble wrapping our mind around the whole brouhaha ourselves. (But hey, at least they included a rilly cute picture of Jesse in the email too.)

It seems that every time a celebrity says the word “porn” a journalist somehow makes an article out of it. Confidential to Ashton: Just because Jenna made millions off porn doesn’t mean you will too, though we’re sure there’s plenty of folks out there who’d still be willing to help you try.

Bored gay porn publicity reps itching for a subject for their next press release should welcome this week’s announcement of the final nominees for the second annual European Gay Porn Awards; the winners, as voted on by porn fans just like you, will be announced at a ceremony in Berlin next month.

If you’ve been counting the days until Brodie Sinclair’s long-awaited bottoming debut, you’ll be glad to know that we received (another!) press release today reminding us that it goes live on Cockyboys.com tomorrow …

For the second week in a row, the boys at Cockyboys.com win our coveted Press Release of the Week award with this breathless dispatch announcing the imminent bottoming debut of confirmed heterosexualist Brodie Sinclair … you remember, the one who Raging Stallion made a big hoo-ha over signing as an exclusive model last year before releasing him from his contract amidst allegations of diva-like behavior and poor bedding conditions. (We forget the details.)

We don’t recall hearing anything about the “controversy” ourselves, but apparently the folks at Cockyboys.com have been the subject of some kind of “outrage” lately over their decision to release a video starring wanted-poster boy Nickolay Petrov, who was accused last month of attempting to kill an elderly Florida couple. But don’t think for a minute that they’re just doing it for publicity or anything: “The American system of justice holds a man innocent until proven guilty” the head of the company said in a press release we received today, “and in that vein, CockyBoys would like to wish its talented sexual performer Nickolay Petrov the best. We hope the stories circulating around this trial are untrue, and that all parties honor the standards that allow the accused a fair trial.” And if those stories do prove to be true after all? Well, then we guess that video will be even more controversial. Everybody wins! (Read the whole press release after the jump.)