Maybe it says something about the fond memories some of us have of growing up during the Reagan years, but … is it just us, or does the thrilling combination of dry ice, hair mousse, “Showgirls”-perfect dance moves, and a super sexy soundtrack make this video clip the hottest thing ever?

As if Randy Blue didn’t cause enough distractions for us here at Fleshbot Central, here comes the official 2008 Randy Blue Calendar, featuring twelve whole months’ worth of distractions. If we manage to get less work done around here than usual next year, you’ll know why.