We’ve long been fans of BUTT Magazine (which is barely in print anymore) and it’s pink pages. But we can’t even compete with this queen, who made his whole video in their hue. What’s even cooler than this rose-tinted BJ is the story that Anton Dickson, who made the clip,

You always hear about these couples that just go to bed and don’t have sex anymore. Then there is this couple, which is practically setting the sheets on fire.

Did you guys see the movie “Weekend” that came out last year? If not, you should. It’s about a pair of hot British hipsters who fall in love and have sex and talk a lot about it over the course of the weekend. Well, if you liked that movie and wanted it with more fucking, here you go!

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We know it’s totally prejudiced, but we always assume that butch jock types always have huge dangling members while fey hipsters leave a bit to be desired. Boy, were we wrong.

Look at this cute little twink, JacobBeffingWayne. Who could have imagined that he would be hiding such a beautiful member under his painfully skinny jeans? Certainly not us. In this instance, we’re happy to be corrected, and we also love his attitude. First off his profile says “Masturbation is love”—and if that’s the case, we’re fucking Helen of Troy, cause our fist has launched 10,000 ships, or at least that many loads. Second, he titles his video “Get Your Ass in My Bed.” Wow, a little boy and a dominant daddy all in one. Your wish is our command!

We’re going through this French music obsession right now, so we were so excited when our friends at Charmants turned us on to Gallic rocker Cyril Mokaiesh who likes to get naked!

For his video to the song “Va Savoir” (which translates to “Go Figure”), Mokaiesh runs around for the entire song in the buff. As with all things having to do with foreign languages and hot guys, we have no idea what any of this actually means, but we like watching. Yes, you get to see his money maker, but it’s never so well lit that you get to see it in any detail. That’s so like the French, to be all flaunting how progressive they are and cool with being naked, but then not really give anything away.

For fans of Coldplay and other middle-of-the-road “alternative” music, it’s not a bad song, but our favorite thing about it is dreamy Mokaiesh who is the kind of sexy hipster that makes our indie hearts go all aflutter. What can we say, we love guys with accents who treat us like shit. So, if you want something dirty and different look below, but if you want some real French groundbreakers, check out Yelle (she has a song about how tiny he ex boyfriend’s dick is, how rad is that!).

· Alt-rocker Cyril Mokaiesh Dancing Naked in Latest Video, Go Figure (charmants.com)

You know how the hipsters are, trying to seem so above it all, but wanting to join in. We totally get that vibe from this poster who is too rad to go all the way.

First of all, his screen name is Terroriste, as though making “terrorist” French and feminine is going to turn him into Jean Genet. He does a little strip tease for the camera, complete with leather shorts, harness, and a cute Mardi Gras mask, before returning to the ironic message on his “Fuck Me” shirt. And, no, you don’t get to see the package… which of course makes us want it even more. God, this is exactly why we hate hipsters. For all their posturing, they sure are sexy, and this whole not giving away the milk for free thing makes us want to buy it, or at least make fun of them until they give it away. Either one works.

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Just because they stand around bars looking like they’re above it all, and won’t talk to you because you don’t listen to the right music doesn’t mean hipsters don’t want to get laid.

But just like “ironically” drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon out of can, it seems to be something that they only enjoy doing with each other. This nature film of hipsters in their native habitat (a cramped room in the East Village/Williamsburg/Silver Lake/Lower Haight) has a boy with a mohawk giving his rather thin friend a fierce and furious blowjob. After looking all disaffected on the streets, they sure let loose in the sheets. The only thing surprising about this clip is that it has no soundtrack. We figured there would definitely be some Deerhunter going on in the background.

If they made a modern equivalent of “A Christmas Story,” little Ralphie would be asking for a webcam instead of a bb gun, and everyone would say no to keep him from posting dirty videos.

That’s not what seems to have happened here with JaseParker, who must have been so excited to unwrap his new technology that he ran right upstairs and rubbed one out before he could even get out of his dress-up Christmas outfit. We can just imagine all of the family downstairs sitting around the tree while this adorable hipster is up in his room playing with his “toys.” He also got something that the rest of us asked for this Christmas and didn’t get: the ability to lick our own penises. Yeah, we definitely would shoot our eyes out then.

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There is nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning all alone with a head half clouded from last night’s party and your underwear half full of this morning’s wood. What is a boy to do but lie in bed and rub one out before bloody Marys with your favorite Marys at brunch? That is just how we found akil81, whose Sabbath morning activities helped us to keep our own holy. This beautifully muscled hottie even had the good taste to set his jackoff session to Beirut’s “Sunday Smile.” He’s cute and a hipster and has a sausage that will have you really craving that brunch.