He-Man Gets Dirty and Gay for Charity
We got wind of Skeletor Saves, a charity art…
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By The Power Of Grayskull, Model Troy Cannata Is Just Too Damn Sexy
In a shoot entitled “He-Man” by NYC photographer…
Muscle Morph: Where Boys Become Men And Men Become Monsters
In cartoons, a character is easily inflated with…
“Tug Harder” Will Give You Nightmares And Wet Dreams At The Same Time
When cleaning out our office, we always find the…
The Master Of His Own Universe
Sure, He-Man was one of our first crushes, but this is a little ridiculous. XTube’s own HeManFan takes it to the extreme, incorporating his vintage action figures into his self-loving ritual—he even listens to the “Masters of the Universe” theme song while getting off! The amazing thing, however, isn’t that he uses real toys as sex toys, but that he makes himself cum by only touching his cock with a plastic Prince Adam (that must be Prince Albert’s silly younger brother). Is that the power that was revealed to him the day he held aloft his magic sword and said, “By the power of Gay Skull!”? (P.S. If you got that reference, you are officially as dorky as us, so be a real Man At Arms and watch the video already.)
