Check out Randy Blue stud Chip Tanner’s prolific…

Would you believe us if we said that we could summarize the wonder, the glory, the not-so-subtle homoeroticism, and the absolute hotness of the 2008 Olympics in one single photo? A photo that does not include the ubiquitous Mr. Phelps, even? Well, we can—and we have. Click the thumbnail and check it out in all its Tiger Beat-esque glory …

Two muscular Chinese acrobats—biceps adorned with some sort of white lacy number, no less—performing erotically suggestive Cirque de Soleil-like moves like “Ass In Face” with lots of spreading of legs? Nah, we couldn’t figure out why it was tagged ‘Gay Acrobat’ on You Tube either.

Funny, but cherub-faced, cardigan-wearing Fleshbot Crush Object™ Number One Cole Ryan doesn’t look like the kind of guy you’d see getting fucked with a beer bottle by two muscle daddies while standing on his head …