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How many times have you been sitting at home about to wank your weasel and thought, “Man, I really wish my best friend who is just as hot as I am were here to help me.” All the time, of course!
When scholars look back at early 21st century gay cruising behavior, at least they’ll have XTube videos of the phenomenon to show them all about it. It will probably give them boners.
We know everyone and their mother either read about the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo or saw one of the several movies made about her. Here is her brother, a Boy with a Dragon Tattoo, and he is up to no good.
Do you ever play the computer game SIMS? Yeah, neither do we, but we might look into it if we knew you could make these fictional computer constructs suck and fuck each other in all sorts of crazy configurations.
This week we’re in a threeway state of mind. Just when you thought you’ve seen it all before, there is something at the end of this group session that will blow your fucking mind.
Who doesn’t love a threeway? The only problem is that sometimes one of the participants ends up always getting left out. It’s obvious from this video who that is.
There are all sorts of things you see at porn that shouldn’t be attempted at home. The biggest of all of those is double penetration. Without the patience of porn stars, the vision of porn directors, and the stiffness of porn erection medication, it’s all nearly impossibly. Unless you’re these guys.
Lots of phony hidden camera sex vids are floating around the net, but this one looks surprisingly authentic. In a public restroom somewhere in the world, a dude covertly filmed a group of five guys trading blowjobs. How? Seems like he hid a camera in a hat. We’ve got a lecherously delightful first person point of view of all at the dick sucking action as it unfolds.
Did you ever see the Hitchcock movie “Strangers on a Train,” where two obviously gay guys meet and decide to commit a murder for each other? This is exactly the same, except the guys jerk off, so it’s, you know, better.
We love a good group scene as much as the next gay, but they aren’t nearly as easy to choreograph in real life as they are in the movies. Look here while one guy tries to fuck another and then another guy tries to fuck him.
Prison sex is a trope of gay porn going way…