You know what's not awesome? Having to clean mirrors 25 times a day because of all the lubed up ass cheeks pressed against them.
Ever since he started bottoming his whole life has been turned upside down.
Why do you think he keeps covering it in cum? He's trying to teach you a lesson. A very dirty, sexy lesson.
Why do you think all the gay-friendly hotels have tile floors? A quick and easy clean-up.
I find comfort knowing there's always something there to keep me occupied, too.
They definitely go above and beyond in customer service, though.
This is why the gays love having ample counter space.
He hates couch sex, but he didn't say anything about the ottoman.
You can do anything you set your mind (and hole) to.
He's got that look in his eye. You know the one: "So this is what that feels like?"
Just like in football, fucking can also lead to concussions.
One big dick is already a lot to handle, but two of them? This should be an Olympic sport.
But if you cum on my vintage chair I swear to God!
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