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As you’re no doubt aware, Daniel Radcliffe graduated from big boy acting school earlier this year when he completed a well-reviewed stint on the London stage in a revival of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” Despite the massive hype surrounding the play’s notorious full-frontal nude scene, West End theatergoers managed to go the entire four-month run without once sneaking a dark, blurry camera phone shot of naked celebrity penis and leaking it onto the internet. So polite, those British! Now that the production has moved to Broadway, surely American audiences would exercise a similar level of restraint and decorum and honor the restriction on photography? Uh … guess again; apparently, it took exactly one preview performance for that little charade to come to end. After the jump, behold some grainy, distant views of Harry Potter’s wang. What a night at the theater!

We’re thrilled and inspired by this uplifting…

Before the interweb made hipness easy by…

Let’s face it: Tuesdays can be a little dull. We’ve finished gossiping about last weekend’s shenanigans, and we haven’t yet started thinking about what we’re doing next weekend. The new “Project Runway” is still a whole 36 hours away. And we can’t even make any naughty puns like we can with “hump day”! So, left with nothing to do but catch up on our reading, you can imagine our surprise as we flipped nonchalantly through the New York Times’ slideshow of movie bigwig Roland Emmerich’s London home and saw a shot of his bedroom—complete with a bear daddy bedside portrait, an implicitly kinky punching bag, and a giant stainless steel dildo. Yeah, it’s disguised as a digital clock, but it’s still a dildo. Yet another sign of the studied hipness of the Gray Lady’s Style section, or a sexy byproduct of some photo editor’s failing eyesight? Click the thumbnail for a larger view and decide for yourself.

So surely we’re not the only ones who are sort of…

Have you ever wondered what porn would be like if it were more … you know, educational? If it didn’t come in boxes that were adorned with so many of those HOT! and EROTIC! exclamation points? Well take a look at this curiously capitalized (and neither hot nor erotic) “International Guide to the Fine Art of FELLATIO”, featuring such forgotten gay porn semi-legends as Michael Braun, Lon Flexx, T.J. Anderson, Eddy Crane and other well-coiffed hunks of 1989. You’ll meet interesting people who may or may not have attended one too many AA meetings (“I’m Michael Braun, and I love to suck cock”)! You’ll learn useful things (“Sucking cock should be a hot experience for both the sucker and the suckee”)! And when all is said and done, you’ll earn a well-deserved pat on the back (“Congratulations. You’re now driving your partner wild”). Has anyone mentioned this to that “Welcome to My Home” lady?

While our team of dronelike porn minions…

It’s not often that we get turned on by a sexy…

One of the great things about the interweb (among many great things and a few lousy ones) is how random stuff just falls into your lap. Like this YouTube video, for example. We don’t know where it came from or anything else about it except that it features two hot guys–one named Adam and one who sounds like he’s from Boston or something–talking about their tanned, muscular bodies. Among the Guffman-esque gems that drop from their pouty lips, you’ll hear things like “I think my chest is a cup size smaller now!”, “It’s the softest–I mean, hardest bicep you’ve ever felt!” and “Maybe I’ll just wear my brown bucket hat!”. (It also sort of reminds us of a homofied version of the locker room scene from Carrie, but without all the telekinesis and tampons.) Click below to see what we mean.

So, like, we have gone on at some point about how…

Remember how Amazon used to sell CDs and books…

Over the weekend we found out that proto-homo…

In case you haven’t consulted that sexy fireman/priest/dishwasher calendar lately, it’s July already, folks, which can mean only one thing: exuberant displays of half-naked nationalism! Canadian readers got their dose on Tuesday, the French get theirs the week after next—and we, like the Baby Bears that we are, are just right in the middle. (Brits, for reasons still unclear, got their special day back in June. Which seems a little antisocial to us. Just sayin’!) In preparation for our staff trip to the beach pool lawn sprinkler, we looked high and low for skimpy swimwear to express our true Inner American. And what do you know? There’s a heck of a lot of Old Glory-inspired beachwear out there than we ever would have imagined. (Or would ever wear ourselves, but that’s another story.)

No, this is not the fossilized schlong of a long-dead woolly mammoth, nor the preserved remains of legendary super-schtupper John Holmes: ladies and gentlemen, is a mollusk. And according to people who know about such things, that’s all it is.

We’re not sure exactly why the folks who compiled this list of sexy underwear campaigns decided that they were uncomfortably sexy. Then again, we realize that not everyone is as comfortable with thong-wearing pirates and half naked barely legal skateboard waifs as we are.

Despite all the protestations from outraged viewers in the comments (e.g. “This is most likely the worst piece of advertising ever made!”), this (alleged*) Austrian ad for Playstation 3 makes perfect sense to us …

By the way, that “naked” “Ashton Kutcher” photo we used for the thumbnail in that last post? We found it during an interweb search for sexy Kutcheriana courtesy of a modest lad named Danny, who describes himself as “young, hot, (and) horny” and who fortunately backs up his hubris by hosting a…

Is there anything nicer than waking up in the morning to check our Flickr mail only to discover an entire random photostream chock full of photos of ridiculously hot Brazilian guys (with a special emphasis on their Speedos and “incredible legs”) by way of that handy “Everybody’s Photos” feature on…

One’s a blue-eyed dreamboat from Virginia with an itchy trigger finger and lips to die for! The other’s a 22-year-old international arms dealer who looks like he’s got a lot more than a $10 million government contract in his pocket, if you catch our drift! And together …