Robert Pattinson, Meet Your Porny Doppelganger
What’s better than being fooled by celebrity…
We’ve heard from multiple sources that Men and…
We introduced you to Jason Crystal, the model…
We usually like to complain about the inane self-congratulatory nature of most porn awards–but whether we’re getting soft more sentimental in our old age or just have a tender spot in our hearts for barely legal porn pups, we still fondly anticipate the Freshman of the Year competition every time…
We loved him as plain ol’ Kurt on sites like ChaosMen and Corbin Fisher, but we’re loving him even more now that he’s acquired a last name and an Ivy league pedigree for his star turn in the new issue of Freshmen … along with less facial and body hair and more of a wardrobe than we’re used to seeing him in. Funny, but you’d never know from looking at that innocent schoolboy face of his that in real life he’s a father, not to mention a very, very enthusiastic bottom. (You didn’t think his alias was just a “Velvet Goldmine” reference, did you?)
· “Kurt Wild at MenMachine.com” (queerclick.com; more @ freshmen.com)
If you had any doubts in your mind that 2007 would turn out to be the year that the dreamy Zack Randall achieved worldwide porn domination, you’ll understand once you get a load (or several!)