Over the holiday weekend—on July 4, no…

Pride is, as they say, busting out all over this…

You can almost smell the schadenfreude as the New York Times reports on the curious tale of hedge fund manager and television talking head Seth Tobias, who was found floating face down “Sunset Boulevard”-style in the swimming pool of his Florida mansion earlier this year. It seems that Tobias led a lavish lifestyle which included $35,000 mortgage payments and $500 monthly cable bills … not to mention lashings of drugs and strippers, at least according to those who claim that Tobias’ wife “cajoled her husband into the water while he was on a cocaine binge with a promise of sex with a male go-go dancer known as Tiger”.

Poor Bob Allen. While everyone has been obsessing over Sen. Larry Craig’s bathroom stall, nobody noticed that the Florida state representative was found guilty of soliciting sex from an undercover officer.

Bob Allen—the conservative Florida Republican state legislator who was allegedly caught cruising a public bathroom and offering an undercover cop $20 to perform oral sex—channels Lindsay Lohan to offer a “The big black guys made me do it!” defense.

Matthew Rush continues to expand his skill set by posting a new Rentboy ad promoting his availability for “muscle worship and hot encounters”—despite the fact that he’s proclaimed in the past that he’d never sully his brand by engaging in common escort work.