This is the guy your mother wanted you to marry. He’s hot, he’s slutty, and he is a doctor! Your mouth could do so much better than his Fleshlight.

A hot, verbal redhead with a huge dick jerking off with a Fleshlight: whats’ better than that. Well, wait until you see his cumshot.

Yesterday everyone in this damn country was glued to their television sets and shoving Buffalo Wings in their fat gobs while watching the Super Bowl. It’s the most American holiday of them all. But here is something a little bit more American to watch.

AWhiteTiger is back yet again (so prolific!)

Usually when a guy puts on a baseball cap to…

This guy is having a blast jerking off with his…

For some reason it really turns us on when a…

“Captain America” was the number one movie in…

Guys have been jerking off ever since there…

Our old friend BravoDelta9 Is back with a new…

Most of the gentlemen we watch playing with…

Ladies get dildos and vibrators and little eggs…

This guy made a video of himself jerking off while watching a video of himself jerking off. Excuse us, we have to go get some Windex to clean the vomit off our keyboard.

Did MaximusLeonidas think that we weren’t going to pick on him for this? Maybe he has some self esteem issues too, because it takes him a good 20 minutes to get off watching footage of his old beat-off sessions. Well, just in case you love Maximus as much as he loves himself, you can purchase the Fleshlights he uses in the clip. Just wait until the end for his very own infomercial section of the video. If the rest of this didn’t make you gag, this will get you for sure!

Sure, you’ve blown more than one load watching…

Sure, you can see it, but it looks all distorted and weird and bigger. Ok, maybe this method is like a comb-over for guys insecure in their length!

But Shorts_Loving_Runner has nothing to worry about because, not only is his schlong a good length, it’s attached to a pretty hot body and we love the whole “straight cocky boy at the gym” vibe that he’s giving off. He puts on quite a show for us, working his cock in and out of the device and we can see it in all it’s weird, see-through glory. It almost looks like a glow in the dark toy of old, and we think that would make for some seriously wacky j/o movies. Hey Fleshlight, if this jock isn’t going fuck us, will you at least make up a day-glo model for him to spark our raver fantasies? Thanks! (PS-He’s probably straight since he uses KY lube. Any self respecting fag would at least use Wet.)

All you really need to get off is two hands and some porn, but this week we’re going to look at all the toys that can make playtime so fun. First up: the Fleshlight.

We can tell you from personal experience what a joy this little canister of joy can be (even though clean up is sticky indeed) and it is surely a favorite among the boys who like to jerk off on camera. AbMan1 certainly seems to be enjoying it. This hottie—who looks like he was a Honcho cover model in 1983 and still working the same hot bod and mustache—gets so wrapped up that he even loses the beginning of his cum shot in the hungry jaws of his jerkoff tool. The only problem with using the device, is that we don’t get to see his lovely cock while he works his load out. AbMan needs to invest in one of those new-fangled clear models…or maybe we should all chip in and get one for him.

The secret to success for someone like Madonna or Britney Spears is that, while they may not be the best singers or dancers, they really know how to put on a show and promote the fuck out of themselves. Taking a page from the aging diva playbook is Kiwi CuteDaveyBoy. Sure, he’s got a hot body and a cute face, but it’s his showmanship that really sells a clip of him fucking a Fleshlight. It may sound easy, but doing a video with a device that hides the dick is no small feat–he even manages to hold up a homemade sign in the middle to remind viewers of his name. All you would-be wankers out there, take note: Davey can teach you a think or two about turning in a killer performance. We give it two squirts up!