Pompous Blond Twink Becomes A Bitch In A Field
You know Max Ryder, the smug pretty gay we want to bitchslap, then face fuck? Now he swaps in blowjobs in a dark, desolate field by headlight, like a cheap horny slut. And we hate how much we love it.
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Go Behind the Scenes as Pornstars Create Their Fleshjacks
Every wonder how a personalized Fleshjack is…
Fleshjack Announces New Fleshjack Boys, Incites Steven Daigle’s Drunken Fury
It would seem that Brent Corrigan, Brent Everett…
If You Don’t Buy Us These Gifts For Our Birthday, You Are A Horrible Person
And you’re going to get it for us, right?
Pornstars Have Way Too Much Time on Their Hands to Make Crazy Videos
Yes, Wolf Hudson and (especially) Reese Rideout…
Which One Of These Guys Do You Want to Jerk You Off?
Well, it’s not like one of them will show up and…
Move Over Fleshjack, Now There’s Something Steamier
Fresh off the honeymoon with our betrothed, the Fleshjack, along comes a new sex toy to catch our wandering eye. Fleshjack, we love you dearly, but make room for a mistress. Meet Real Touch.
Gone are the days of exerting your poor overworked wrist muscles to manually jack off to porn. Once the massive Real Touch contraption is ’round your willy, it apparently uses a techno-geek term called “haptic technology” to simulate, in real time, on-screen stimulation. A Rube Goldberg set of internal pulleys, conveyor belts, lube releasers, heating pads and a little elf make you feel like you’re actually fucking Brent Corrigan as you watch him being fucked.
For the strong of heart, one video simulates getting sucked by Jake Cruise!
We’d be thrilled if the manufacturers sent us a freebie, so we can 1) tell you if the hefty $199.95 price tag is worth it and, 2) get over deep pounding a gizmo that reminds us of WALL·E’s Eve.
Reincarnate Us As This Chap’s Fleshjack, Please
We’ve never yearned to be a Fleshjack so intensely as while watching the self-appointed “King of XTube” and “King of Squirt” AdamLikesApples jackhammer the lil’ sex toy to bits.
We also tip our hats to The King’s bleak, artsy cinematic composition and cocksure contortions, making the usually monotonous jack-off vid into a boner-inducing mix of French New Wave, Missy Elliot vid, and Cirque de Soleil. We half expected little Chinese girls spinning plates to surround him for the grand finale.
This cumshot compilation features enough jizz to not only shoot across the English Channel, but also fill it. We’d gladly start training to swim across this sea spray.
In the meantime, we promise to be a good boy if in our next life we come back as that Fleshjack, or the white thong he wears at one point, or the mattress, or the Zip-loc baggie.
The Visconti Triplets Are Finally Going To Jerk You Off
Sure, you’ve blown more than one load watching…
